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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Apr 20, 2005 6:39:56 GMT -5
<_<
>_>
HAS NO-ONE FIGURED OUT MY PLOT????
*Wob-Wobs swoop in and steal Aragorn for other thread*
HEY!! AFTER THEM!!!
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Nothing makes sense, when you're easily bewildered.
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Post by Nfinity on Apr 20, 2005 9:44:09 GMT -5
Get him back! My best friend is dynig!!! Ashley! Don't go to the light! Stay away from the floating fairy-like creatures, those are angels... or devils. Okay, don't go towards the white light tinged with blue or the red light tinged with black. Both are bad. Ashley: Gurgle gurgle gurrrr.... Me: I don't know about a blue light tinged with green! Just stay away from ALL lights!
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Post by Boo on Apr 20, 2005 11:02:03 GMT -5
*picks up Ashley and runs to other thread*
*looks at Other Me*
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
*whips out sword*
DIEEEEEEEEEE!
OTHER BOO: O.o...EEEEEEEEEEEK!
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Post by Oni on Apr 20, 2005 12:42:25 GMT -5
*Over in another thread, far, far away, the Oni senses something*
Oni: My goodness! A fair maiden is grievously wounded! I must rush to her aid!
*A few hundred people dead and over a billion dollars of damage later...*
Oni: This isn't a fair maiden, this is Ashley...WHO'S BEEN SCREWING WITH MY FAIR-MAIDEN-DETECTION-SYSTEM? Eh, I'm here now, may as well get it over with...
*The Oni picks up Ashley and runs to the healing springs of Somewhereville. Of course, it's not that simple, as on the way appears...DARK ONI! Except...isn't this Oni Dark Oni? If not, we're all screwed...*
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Post by Nfinity on Apr 20, 2005 13:11:58 GMT -5
O.o Wha?
*weeping* I couldn't stand life without my Ashley! Who will I talk to about unimportant stuff and obsess over hott guys with?? Who will get annoyed with me and argue with me about serious (and not-so-serious) issues??! Who'll help me finish our stories??!! WHO'LL BE MY BEST FRIEND WITHOUT HER??!!!! *weeps twice as hard and sobs a couple of times*
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Post by Boo on Apr 20, 2005 16:12:55 GMT -5
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
*still chases Other Boo*
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Post by Tiki on Apr 20, 2005 17:22:23 GMT -5
*Somewhere else, in the boonies far, far away...*
*Tahvee is sitting outside, polishing her pretty lightsaber hilt*
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
*Two identical people are running, one chasing the other and chanting above-mentioned mantra*
Me: Well, look at that...crazy people in Ohio...*shrugs* Oh well.
The Force: Look up!
Me: *looks up*
*written in the sky...* Your senses are failing...now hurry up and go help Ashley in a thread far, far away.
Me: Huh...What did Ashley do now?
The Force: Tried to get herself killed. Again.
Me: Ah.
*Meanwhile, in the thread far, far away, Stacey is going crazy*
Stacey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *deep breath* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ashley: *still gurgling*
Me: *appears miraculously* Boom baby!
*everyone stares*
Me: What? Is there something in my teeth?
Tahvee ;D
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Post by Nfinity on Apr 21, 2005 8:39:16 GMT -5
ME: *still pulling a VH and going purple in the face* NOOOOOOO! *deep breath* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tahvee: *walks over and slaps ME on the face* Get a grip, Stacey. I'm here to save--OWCH!
*Right after Tahvee slapped me and started her little speech, ME glared up at her and punched her, hard, in the face... just like Ashley taught me. ;D*
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Post by Oni on Apr 21, 2005 9:40:06 GMT -5
Girls, girls, no catfighting yet. It's not even four, try to restrain yourselves!
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Post by Tiki on Apr 21, 2005 16:24:56 GMT -5
Ha! It's after four now! Can I rip her hair out? Or at least Force-choke her, that's always fun...
NO! I have something better!
*prepares hands for onslaught of Force-lightning*
Hehehe...
Pedro ;D
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Post by Ashley on Apr 21, 2005 16:54:41 GMT -5
[quote author=Oni link=board=random&thread=1113673472&start=18#1 date=1114018945 Oni: This isn't a fair maiden, this is Ashley...WHO'S BEEN SCREWING WITH MY FAIR-MAIDEN-DETECTION-SYSTEM? Eh, I'm here now, may as well get it over with...
[/quote]
Guurrrgle gurrr grigle...girg gurggggle...girrr girr gink gink.
TRANSLATION: Thanks for that, Oni. If you save me and stop my internal bleeding, then I'll thank you in any means necessary. NUDGE NUDGE, WINK WINK.
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Post by Boo on Apr 22, 2005 5:27:26 GMT -5
OTHER BOO: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
STOP CHASING ME! We have to save Aragorn so he can heal Ashley so I can ride off into the desert with her in my burlap sack!
OTHER BOO:......Oh all right.
*both of us scuttle off to get Aragorn*
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Post by Ashley on Apr 22, 2005 18:50:15 GMT -5
*GURGLE*
Translation: SAAVE ME!
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Post by Nfinity on Apr 25, 2005 9:07:45 GMT -5
*glares menacingly at Tahvee* Ashley! I'll save you as soon as I get done beating the crap out of her... Gotta keep my priorities straight!
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Post by Ashley on Apr 25, 2005 14:57:32 GMT -5
Gurrrrrrrgle gurrr glgeeeeeeerrrr guuuuurghhhhdh....
TRANSLATION: Don't worry about me...I'll just lie here...and gurgle...waiting for death.
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