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Post by goblingirl on Dec 14, 2005 3:03:58 GMT -5
YAY! Thank you.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 14, 2005 8:42:45 GMT -5
I'm nearly at 7000 posts...
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Post by goblingirl on Dec 14, 2005 12:26:09 GMT -5
Cool. I'm nearly at 4500. I've got a way to go to catch you up....
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 18, 2005 11:08:43 GMT -5
A little bit of way, yes...
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Post by goblingirl on Dec 18, 2005 12:31:35 GMT -5
But I'm over halfway there!
Update!
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 19, 2005 11:17:36 GMT -5
I've only just got back from Rome!!
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Post by goblingirl on Dec 19, 2005 12:27:39 GMT -5
SO?
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 19, 2005 16:38:44 GMT -5
So... I didn't have my laptop there!
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Post by goblingirl on Dec 22, 2005 15:12:20 GMT -5
You have your laptop NOW....
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 23, 2005 6:49:28 GMT -5
I have. And I have written more.
;D
I am wonderful.
Galadriel stood at her mirror, watching certain interesting events taking place across Middle-earth. Beregond was riding towards Minas Tirith from Ithilien with groups of Rangers, and had already caught sight of the pirate flag flying from the citadel. Rosie Cotton seemed to be interviewing a small hobbit girl who was excitedly telling her about a large man in a black outfit who breathed funny. Elladan, Elrohir and Haldir were arming themselves against Mary-Sues for their attempts to breach plot holes.
Really, she ought, it was all going rather well. She turned her attention to other Fanverses to see how they would respond and, more importantly, to provide a plot device so that the reader can get their bearings with what was going on.
Sam, Merry and Pippin were sailing into the Caribbean. Aragorn and Legolas were in the Prequel Star Wars Fanverse causing as much havoc as they could while auditioning for Anakin’s Evil Twin. Figwit was still languishing in the depths of the Death Star, and his cell did NOT contain a mini-bar. The Death Star itself was trying to track the Heart of Gold, which was not very happy about this and zooming as fast as it could in the opposite direction, while Frodo and Arthur Dent conversed about tea.
Leia and Han Solo, she knew, were at Rivendell posing as Rangers – it was only a matter of time before they were discovered. Luke Skywalker seemed to be flying to Hogwarts… Darth Vader and Sauron seemed to have left Voldemort alone temporarily and were plotting their own evil deeds. They were both cackling, so it must be going well. She wondered where Yoda was in all of this, and turned her mirror to see Dagobah – but his house was empty.
Meanwhile, Hogwarts seemed to be under the most duress: their main characters were still in the middle of the Forbidden Forest, and had been replaced by the Baudelaires; the DADA teacher had been replaced by Saruman; Voldemort was planning to overthrow the plot continuum, and Dumbledore had no idea. She frowned. How could that be possible? How could he not have noticed? Only the most inept wizard…
Something dawned on her. Everyone was getting from Fanverse to Fanverse far too easily –even with plot holes. It was as if this entire battle was being co-ordinated… and only one Fanverse could-
She never finished that thought. There was a flash of light, and then there was only a statue in the glade, a frozen expression of dawning horrified comprehension on her face. A tall figure glided past her and looked into the Mirror, and smiled.
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Post by goblingirl on Dec 23, 2005 17:39:48 GMT -5
I loff you Kateh.....WHO? Is it Jadis? Who has the power to turn GALADRIEL into a statue?!?!?
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 24, 2005 9:46:47 GMT -5
Heeeheeeheee.
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Post by goblingirl on Dec 24, 2005 10:37:06 GMT -5
UPDATE!!!!
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 24, 2005 16:55:20 GMT -5
..... all right. Though I'm probably going to regret giving you all the stuff I've written NOW.
One can always trust a Dark Lord, unless one is a Dark Lord oneself. Because, in the immortal words of Captain Jack Sparrow, ‘You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest’ – and you can always trust a Dark Lord to be evil.
A Dark Lord can’t always trust another to be evil. Sometimes, they can be nice. And that’s where it gets tricky. Because if they are constantly evil, but sometimes turn round and betray you by being nice for once – well, how complicated is that?
Sauron was soon to learn that you really, really shouldn’t trust another Dark Lord when you’re pursuing total global domination yourself.
In all fairness, so was Darth Vader.
Luke Skywalker was piloting his X-Wing through a plot hole from Middle-earth to Hogwarts (caused by MidnightWing Varalissiel Potter, Harry’s half-sister from Lily’s affair with Severus Snape, flying into Middle-earth on her winged unicorn to find her true wuv Frodo) when he got a phone call from Darth Vader.
“Hi Dad! How’s it going?”
“It is going all right, son. Are you flying right now?”
“Yes, just entering the Harry Potter Fanverse.”
“Yes, I’d heard. You’re not tired, are you? You shouldn’t fly tired.”
“No, dad, I’m fine.”
“Good. Anyway, once you’re done there, I need you to try to find a plot hole to Skull Island.”
“Why?”
“I’ll tell you when you get there.” He paused. “Why are you going to the Harry Potter Fanverse?”
“Leia and Han made a deal with the Potions Master. I’m just going to kidnap their protagonist. Thought it would be useful anyway.”
“Hmm, yes. The Emperor has been complaining of his plot-usurping. You realize that he was also abandoned with his aunt and uncle by a sage old wizard after the death of his mother?”
“WHAT.”
“Yes, I know.”
“NO WAY.”
“Now, now, Luke…. Jedi don’t get angry.” Luke could his the smile in his father’s voice and tried to calm himself.
“For the last time, dad, I am NOT becoming a Sith.”
“But it would make things so much more convenient-”
“Nope. Bye.” Luke ended the conversation before Darth Vader could continue.
It was a minute or two later before something dawned on Vader. Luke was going after Harry. “Oh,” he said slowly, “SITH.” He tried to call, but it was too late – the magic was interfering with the X-Wing’s radio. He couldn’t get through.
There was only one thing he could do. He reached for his unicorn journal.
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Tiki
Ranger
I'd call you a genius, except I'm in the room.
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Post by Tiki on Dec 27, 2005 11:54:01 GMT -5
The Unicorn Journal!!! *rofl* And I do believe you're causing even more mischief and mayhem by adding dear Jadis into the picture...
...but then I like mischief and mayhem...reminds me of the Marauders.
Keep updating, Katie! I'm loving this!
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