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Post by Ashley on Apr 3, 2005 16:16:12 GMT -5
I have just bought a new DVD player with a remote control, and just for you guys I will sit down and write it all out, then I will type it and post it.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Apr 3, 2005 19:06:34 GMT -5
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
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*goes and gets ice-cream*
*shouts from the kitchen* I'M WITH YOU IN SPIRIT!
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Post by Ashley on Apr 4, 2005 15:40:18 GMT -5
Thanks for the encouragement! I'll get right on it.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Apr 5, 2005 4:55:58 GMT -5
*still in kitchen, vaguely muffled by mouthful of ice-cream* YAAAY!
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Post by amavi on Apr 5, 2005 16:35:16 GMT -5
Dom Monaghan interviews Elijah as a German via satellite...Dom can see Elijah but he can't see Dom... It is so funny and random... I heard they were gonna put that on there, but had no idea they'd be so mean and just put it on the US version...I really wanted to see that an' all... *world dissolves* *world reappears* Oooh.... Apparently it has something about underweear...unless I am mistaken...which I may well be. *squeezes Ebon* Thankeeee!
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Post by Ashley on Apr 5, 2005 17:19:21 GMT -5
Nothing about underwear....sorry.... Okay, it's really long so I'll post it on here in three parts...
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Post by Ashley on Apr 5, 2005 17:20:41 GMT -5
ELIJAH OPENING: Welcome to the Easter Egg. You found it, congratulations. I hope we’ve made it difficult for you. Basically, this is no exception to the previous Easter Eggs. Yet another comic piece of genius. Basically, this is an interview with Dominic Monaghan and myself. He interviews me. I could not see him on the day; therefore I didn’t necessarily know it was him, because I was doing the interview via satellite. I was in New York City while they, the cast, was actually in Berlin. And so I couldn’t see him but he could see me. They had a monitor in Berlin that allowed the interviewers to actually see me sitting in New York. And he sat down and posed as a German interviewer, and I bought it, initially. And you kind of get the idea. It’s actually incredibly funny. So I’ll let, actually, Hans Jensen set it up himself.
*It goes to Dom who is smoking a cigarette. He is talking in a great German accent*
HANS JENSEN (Dom) OPENING: Welcome, Willkomen, to Kino Das Bang Bang, Boom Boom, 1970 Gjong-Hai Ich Habe Eisen Diese Nacht Willkommen 2004. Today I will be interviewing Elijah Woods. Elijah is a incredible actor from Los Angeles, California. Born in Idaho, or is it Iowa? Not important. He is an actor working in the United States of America. Incredible, incredible actor, and I have been searching for him all of my life. He has incredible blue eyes and this interview has been the most special interaction that I have had with an actor in 17 years. So please, sit back, enjoy, wear a smoking jacket and a bib and take on board the genius that is Hans Jensen. Good evening.
(When I shorthand Elijah, it’ll be EJ because his middle name is Jordan)
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Post by Ashley on Apr 5, 2005 17:22:04 GMT -5
HANS JENSEN: Hello Mr. Woods. ELIJAH: Hello Mr. Hans (he says it like ‘hands’ without the ‘d’) HJ: Mr. Jensen, Mr. Jensen. EJ: Mr. Jensen, sorry. HJ: Hello. You’re having a nice day? EJ: Yes I am. HJ: I think—<br>EJ: *interrupting* Yes, it’s very early in the morning. HJ: What time is it in Australia? EJ: Oh, I’m not in Australia. I’m in—<br>HJ: You’re in New Zealand? EJ: No, I’m in New York. HJ: New York? New—New Amsterdam. *weird laugh* EJ: That’s right. HJ: Yeah. Okay, we begin now, ja? EJ: Yep. HJ: Mr. Woods, a pleasure to meet you—to have met you. EJ: Thank you. HJ: You are a big fan of music, we hear. And in Germany we have Kraftwerk and also Daft Punk. You know this? EJ: Yes, Kraftwerk started the electronic music movement and Daft Punk are brilliant; I love daft Punk. HJ: *interjecting* Yes, we hear you—<br>EJ: *ignoring Hans* I actually worked with—<br>HJ: Excuse me, I interrupt you. EJ: I actually worked with Michel Gondrey who directed the ‘Around the World’ video for Daft Punk. HJ: Yes, she is a fantastic director. EJ: Yes, he is. HJ: He, yes, I’m sorry. Ya, hmm, I’m nervous. Umm…excuse me. So umm, you DJ in New Zealand, Australia, America. You enjoy? EJ: Yeah. *nods* HJ: You enjoy music? You’re a very big fan of music, we hear, over in Germany. EJ: Yes, I love music. I have done a bit of DJ’ing. I wouldn’t—I think DJ purists would hate me, because I only DJ with CD’s. HJ: I don’t think anybody can hate you Mr. Woods. With your eyes and your American voice. EJ: Well—*weird look* Thank you. But I haven’t really graduated to vinyl yet. But, yeah, I’ve done a fair bit of DJ’ing. It’s good fun. HJ: Do you—Do you scratch? EJ: No. HJ: You mix? You mix music? EJ: Yes, I mix music live, yes. HJ: So, to Frodo—on page 720 of The LOTR there is a quote from Frodo. He says, “In a world of mirth and magic, you lose time within yourself.” You agree with this comment? EJ: In a—in a—<br>HJ: *interrupting* I will repeat. I will repeat it for you. *repeats quote* You agree with this statement from Frodo? EJ: You lose time within yourself. Umm, yeah, that’s interesting. I see—<br>HJ: You begin to lose yourself, I think. EJ: Yes, and I think that’s exactly what Frodo goes through because ultimately, by the end of Frodo’s journey, he doesn’t have—<br>HJ: It’s a bad question. It’s a bad question—<br>EJ: No no no, it’s not a bad question. HJ: Forget it, forget it. EJ: *rolls eyes* It’s not a bad question.
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Post by Ashley on Apr 5, 2005 17:22:58 GMT -5
HJ: *changing subject* Sean Astin, your Hobbit friend, was quoted as saying that you are a beautiful man. Beautiful man. Do you--? You have a comment for Sean? And, also, there is, How do I say without being rude? A gay connotation? EJ: *boisterous weird laughter* HJ: Oh, you laugh. It’s funny. No? You agree? He says you are a beautiful man. You are beautiful. EJ: Yeah well—Yeah. There’s no gay—there’s no gay connotation to that whatsoever. HJ: Sean Astin is gay? EJ: Uh, no. HJ: Sean Astin is not gay? EJ: No. No no no no no no. HJ: You have very big eyes. Very big, blue eyes. Do you think that is the reason why you are successful and famous? Big…Blue…<br>EJ: Yes. HJ: You are famous because of this? Because of your eyes? You—Next. The next jobs you do, you work on a movie called Hooligans? About football hooligans? Do you play football? You kick—you kick balls? (Elijah bursts out laughing) Mr. Woods? Mr. Woods? Do you play football? This is funny to you? I am—<br>EJ: Do I kick balls? HJ: I am upsetting you? EJ: No. I don’t play football. HJ: In the photo shoots you do with Vogue magazine and Cosmopolitan and Entertainment Weekly, TIME magazine, your hair changes dramatically from short to long. Do you wear wigs? EJ: No, I do not. HJ: Have you worn wigs? EJ: No I have not. HJ: Will you wear wigs? EJ: Maybe. HJ: When will you wear wigs? EJ: *yet again, weird laughter* HJ: Mr. Woods, I will ask you—coming to the end of—I must close soon, but—Yes. EJ: Yes you must close soon. HJ: I hear you collect sex toys. EJ: No. HJ: No? You do not collect toys? EJ: All right, there is—There’s got—This has to be f**king—<br>HJ: Mr. Woods? EJ: Yes. HJ: You have sex with a German woman called Franka Pontenta. She is a famous German actress and you drop her. You finish relationship with her. Why? EJ: It didn’t work out, unfortunately. HJ: How long was she your wife? EJ: She was never my wife. HJ: You were engaged to her, though? EJ: No. No I wasn’t. HJ: You have baby? EJ: No. HJ: I hear she has small child, Philippa. She—Flipper is her name. EJ: Oh, no. HJ: You make a movie called Flipper. Very famous movie. EJ: Yes. HJ: The dolphin is dead. EJ: Yes—no. I did not know that. That’s terrible. HJ: Died in a car accident. EJ: *stares blankly then laughs* HJ: Elijah, I must finish now. But I must tell you now (loses accent) that this is Dom Monaghan talking to you. EJ: Brilliant. I knew it, you f**ker! DOM: How are you mate? I wish I was there. I wish I was there. EJ: I wish you were here to! Oh, that’s so awesome! DOM: Mate, we filmed it on the DVD so you’re gonna be able to see it. EJ: No! DOM: Yeah. EJ: Yes! DOM: I love you, brother. I’ll see you soon. Hey, I’ll see you in New York. EJ: Oh, I love you. Thank you so much for doing that. That made my day. DOM: All right, brother, big kisses. Bye.
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Post by Ashley on Apr 5, 2005 17:24:40 GMT -5
And there you go. I feel really bad because you guys can't see their facial expressions and their odd looks. Dom almost laughs in a couple of places. Geez, I wish you could hear Elijah laughing....
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Post by amavi on Apr 5, 2005 17:26:02 GMT -5
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!! If only we could SEE it as well!
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Apr 5, 2005 18:53:54 GMT -5
I WANNA SEE IT!!!
.... maybe I could buy it in America... but no... that would be *too* obsessive... wouldn't it?
*lightbulb* I can buy it then sell it on e-bay!!
GENIUS!!
But then I'd lose the easter eggs again... so I can't sell them... but I can't sell my original versions, I love them too much...
Could I copy the easter eggs onto another disk, maybe?...
.... yes, I'm too obsessed.
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Post by amavi on Apr 6, 2005 9:03:58 GMT -5
No don't worry it sounds a spiffing idea! And then, I can hunt you down over in Kent and watch it also. We may as well have a LotR-fest at the same time...oh the possibilities!
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Post by amavi on Apr 6, 2005 9:07:10 GMT -5
And a piccyture. I like to call this one 'Gondorian Family' for some reason...it makes me smile...eh... Clicky on it to see it BIIIIG. Which, of course, you want to...
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Apr 6, 2005 9:45:39 GMT -5
OOOH! POSSIBILITIES ARE GOOD!
... as is that photo... ;D
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