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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jan 25, 2005 12:41:24 GMT -5
Latins - a Roman muffin.
Don't ask.
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Rodge
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Plotting to take over the world, one Dairy Milk at a time...
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Post by Rodge on Jan 26, 2005 7:48:55 GMT -5
I must admit, i didn't make these up, i got sent them in an email, but they're pretty cool, so i thought i'd put them up!
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future
Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come very quickly.
Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jan 26, 2005 14:08:37 GMT -5
Thwap - when you slap someone playfully round the head.
I thwap, you thwap, he/she/it thwaps, we thwap, you thwap, they thwap.
I thwapped, I was thwapping, I had thwapped, I will thwap, I am on the point of thwapping, I was on the point of thwapping, having thwapped... you get the idea.
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Post by Oni on Feb 6, 2005 16:20:38 GMT -5
SaLUEte (v) - The action of praising a person who you think has done something good
I saLUEte, you saLUEte, they saLUEte etc.
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Post by Boo on Feb 8, 2005 11:06:55 GMT -5
Gorgobeimergandeath: a subspecies of the feared and deadly evil easter bunnies of doom.
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Post by Boo on Feb 10, 2005 14:29:44 GMT -5
HOBBITDOKEN: A special martial arts attack in which you throw a sword-wielding Hobbit into a hoard of Nazgul. Think the Hadoken from Street Fighter.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Feb 11, 2005 3:32:11 GMT -5
Snuckle - a snigger and a chuckle combined.
Sniggle - a snigger and a giggle combined.
Sniggle-hee - a particularly evil snigger and giggle.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Feb 12, 2005 12:59:22 GMT -5
Ecky-thump - something to say when you're so hyper you collapse on the floor.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Feb 22, 2005 0:00:38 GMT -5
Thethu- Something to shout when being mercilessly tickled.
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Post by Boo on Feb 22, 2005 11:37:39 GMT -5
SQUEEDOMNESS : the highest order of happy emotions. When someone says "Squee!" it's a sign of happiness. Squeedomness is the Alpha of happiness.
EG: When Boo got tickets to see Queen play live, she jumped up and down and could only say "Squeedomness!"
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Post by Oni on Feb 22, 2005 15:58:27 GMT -5
'Flehehar' - a word you say when you know you should say something but you don't know what
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Feb 23, 2005 6:34:59 GMT -5
Agabah! - Something to say when someone is tickling/prodding/poking you or tugging your hair, or any other activity, and you wish them to desist.
Also can be used when you're too lazy to talk and want someone to fetch you something. Just point in direction of object and repeat more and more whiningly.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Mar 5, 2005 16:32:53 GMT -5
Nyyurrrrrr - A mumbled noise of discontent, followed by a loud declaration of what you want.
Inspired by a two-year-old.
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Post by Oni on Mar 12, 2005 15:56:10 GMT -5
'Olaugh' - To laugh in a manner similar to that of Count Olaf
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Mar 24, 2005 19:49:31 GMT -5
Noovy - something new that is both nifty and groovy.
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