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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 20, 2005 9:44:47 GMT -5
YOU COULD!
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 20, 2005 16:29:08 GMT -5
*whistles innocently*
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 23, 2005 10:18:34 GMT -5
... you still haven't done it, have you?
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 23, 2005 12:34:21 GMT -5
No. Does it have to be a scene or the entire play?
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 23, 2005 12:36:38 GMT -5
Just a scene, I believe I said. Heck, even I've started one.
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Post by Ashley on Nov 23, 2005 13:27:00 GMT -5
Yeah...even Katie's started one!
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 23, 2005 13:42:32 GMT -5
..I feel really bad now.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 24, 2005 10:36:29 GMT -5
SO YOU SHOULD!
No, not really. I just have a lot of free time at the moment, and it was begging to be parodied in my head. Seriously.
Harry Potter 4: Katie, pleeeease parody me!
NO!
HP4: PLEASE?
NO!
HP4: PLEEEEE-
OH ALL RIGHT!
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 24, 2005 11:46:16 GMT -5
I've started!.....but it's awful.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 25, 2005 17:11:03 GMT -5
I'm sure it's not. You just need to build confidence.
Here's mine of HP 4 so far:
HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE
Music: *is weirded up John Williams*
Audience: What the-
CREEPY OLD GRAVEYARD
Snake: Whoa, the Riddles have a SERIOUSLY creepy family headstone… do they bury their grandmother under the Scary Wraith o’ Death?
THE RIDDLE HOUSE
Frank Bryce: I’ve probably never seen a teen horror movie, so perhaps I can be forgiven for willingly going into an old abandoned house by myself with only a flashlight.
Chair with tiny hand: Give me a foot rub, Wormtail.
Wormtail: Why doesn’t Black leather Death Eater have to degrade himself through cringing?
Chair with tiny hand: Because he is young and attract- devoted.
Black leather Death Eater: *blink*
Nagini: Old Muggle ssstanding outsssside, Massster.
Chair with tiny hand: How dare he! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Frank Bryce: *is dead from green light*
WEASLEY ABODE
Harry: AAAARGH! Hermione… I just had-
Hermione: Oh dear, what a shame, COME ON!!! WE’VE GOT TO GET TO THE NEXT PLOT POINT!!
Ron: Do my friends often turn up at 3am?...
EN ROUTE TO OLD BOOT
Harry: Ron, where are we going?
Ron: You should have read the book.
Harry: Why do I get the feeling that’s going to be a recurring theme?
[They meet AMOS DIGGORY, who is NICE, because apparently there is no time to show his annoying side.]
Hermione: You know, Ginny, sometimes I wish a handsome man would just fall from the sky…
Cedric: *THUD*
Hermione: …
Ginny: … And I wish I had a million Galleons!
Amos: This is my son, Cedric – and your rival in EVERYTHING for the next year, Harry!
[All of the girls in the audience who have been eyeing Harry’s emo hair are suddenly distracted. Even Ron and Harry seem slightly awe-struck by his boy-band good looks. But before we can focus on this-]
Mr Weasley: THE BOOT! Quick everyone, worship it!
[Everyone pays homage to the boot and are transported to-]
THE QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CAMP SITE
Supporters: *are rowdy and, in some cases, on broomsticks*
Harry: So much for anti-Muggle security… OOH FABBY TENT. I LOVE being a wizard!
Ron: Aside from the fact you nearly die every year, and a Dark Wizard has been out to get you since birth…
Harry: Yes, but I prefer this to a plastic sheet and sharing a Portaloo.
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 25, 2005 17:22:11 GMT -5
Should I post the beginning of mine?
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 26, 2005 15:08:26 GMT -5
Yes, definitely!
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 26, 2005 15:57:33 GMT -5
'tis the beginning of the scene with Voldy...
In the middle of the maze.
Harry: Wow...Shiny cup.
Cedric: Uh huh.
Harry: You have the shiny. My mother always said shiny was bad for me
Cedric: But I’m allergic to shiny.
Pause
Harry: We could share the shiny.
Cedric: Okay.
*They reach out and grab the cup*
Harry: I knew I shouldn’t have taken those weird pills that Mad-Eye gave me just before the 3rd Task. The colours......
Cedric: *smacks him on the head* Don’t be stupid, this is a Portkey!!!
*They hit the ground*
Harry: Cool!
Cedric: Um...no. Scary.
Voice: Kill the pretty one.
*pause*
Voices: Which is prettiest.......Better kill Diggory, we’ll be less likely to be torn apart by fangirls.....Or will we?......Just do it!
*green flash*
Cedric: *dies*
Harry: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Post by Ashley on Nov 26, 2005 19:07:55 GMT -5
I STILL haven't done it. I have no inspiration.
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 27, 2005 15:44:25 GMT -5
I've lost mine...
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