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Post by Paranoid Android on Feb 9, 2005 8:26:21 GMT -5
FEEL IT!!!!!!!!
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Feb 10, 2005 13:30:56 GMT -5
"HAHA, your shower's in love with your boyfriend!!"
Frankie, to Alex this afternoon, regarding her statement that her shower only works for David...
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Post by Boo on Feb 10, 2005 14:23:40 GMT -5
XD
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Post by Paranoid Android on Feb 11, 2005 16:28:31 GMT -5
"Oh, retribution, how I hate you, you bitch, I love you..."
Katie, just now, but not til after the following:
"Hoaaaaaaaaa" "Hoaaaaaaaaa" x several
K: What?! Him?! No!
F: Hoaaaaaaa...
K: Oh the humanity! It's just like geography!
F: Hoaaaaaaaa....
K: Ba dum bum tsh...
F: LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS AND SHOW THEM OUR SOUND!
*2 minutes later, running back upstairs, having confused Frankie's family*
F: *slap*
K: HEY! *run*
F: OW! You kicked my forehead....
K: You slapped me repeatedly!
F: Hoaaaaaaa....
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Post by Paranoid Android on Feb 11, 2005 16:35:21 GMT -5
OMG! Katie just did the funniest thing...
I was telling her about something rather *whisper* scandalous *end whisper* and she did the Oh my thing, followed by going...
K: Oh my, shut my mouth, shut up! *shocked face* *cover mouth*, *slap*
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Post by Boo on Feb 11, 2005 16:39:50 GMT -5
That is funny ;D!
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Post by Paranoid Android on Feb 11, 2005 17:20:51 GMT -5
K: *grabbing my jumper sleeve* Oooooh, protoooons.... and neutrons.... and OH MY GOD, THERE'S AN ELECTRON!
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Post by Paranoid Android on Feb 11, 2005 17:30:46 GMT -5
K: Whooooooo
F: *slap*
K: oooooooo
F: *slap*
K: oooh, no.
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*behind bannister bars*
F+K: I want to break freeee!
F: Let me in! It's cold out here! And there's carpet!
K: I'm even wearing women's clothing! *sees Frankie's mum's odd look* ...I'm sensible.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Feb 11, 2005 17:32:27 GMT -5
K: *yelling in my ear* THERE IS A FOGHORN SOUNDING.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Feb 11, 2005 17:44:46 GMT -5
F: I children eat. Yum yum for breakfast.
K: Children-o's. Nutricious and delicious, perfect for growing monsters. They're GRARGH good.
F: They're GRAAAAAARGH-EAT!
K: They're GRAAAAAARGHKILLHUMANS! great.
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F: *puts hand on K's knee. Slaps it*
K: OW! ... Do it again!
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F: *grabs Katie's water glass*
K: *confused shouts*
F: *drinks*
K: YOU POLLUTE MY H2O WITH YOUR IMPURITIES OF SULPHUR AND CARBON!!! OXIDES!!!!!
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K: *picking up copy of The Da Vinci Code* Okay, children, today we're going to be looking at The Da Vinci Code. Now it's a lovely book with lots of biiig pictures, *randomly opens to text-filled page* see, here's one of Jesus on the cross, see, children, doesn't he look happy? Now, I haven't actually read it, but we can see it's about someone called DAN BROWN *poking name* And it has a woman going past arches...
Prudence: It might not be a woman....
K: YOU'RE RIGHT, IT MAY BE A MAN IN A DRESS! Now, here's a quote from the book.... "Fascinating and absorbing, a brilliant read. I loved reading this book." Now what does this tell us about the plot??
F: *having looked blank, now talks overdramatically in bad Russian Boris accent* It tells us people like to shoot little lampshades...
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Post by Paranoid Android on Feb 11, 2005 17:56:16 GMT -5
*someone mentions something on TV about going back to kindergarten*
K: I wanna go back to kindergarten! I left a lollipop there!
~~~
The following all took place using the Boris accents...
F: You like Smoochy?
K: I like Smoochy.
F: You cannot like Smoochy. I like Smoochy. I smoochied Smoochy.
K: Let us settle this old-fashioned way. I have three moles on my arm. How many do YOU have?
F: I have a skin rash.
K: ...We must consult the official rule book *grabs huge toy tiger* It says that the treasure is located on Alex Rogers's nose...
F: THE RODGGOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Post by Paranoid Android on Feb 11, 2005 18:16:06 GMT -5
K: Here. Take rulebook. *hands tiger over*
F: I luff you, rulebook. You're soft and furry. Like my mother.
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F: *rolls chair over Katie's toe*
K: Oooh!
F: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!!!
K: That was a strange new experience...
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F: I like the jacket... It is rainbow... Like my headbone. *sees look on Katie's face* Oooh yeees, my headbone is rainbow... Like my butt. See? You like?
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F: Will you marry me? You say yes, I keel you. You say no, I keel you. You reply nothing, I keel you.
K: Metamorphoses.
F: Ooooh, is so sexy...
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Feb 11, 2005 18:29:14 GMT -5
F: *singing in Russian accent*
I like to drink a monkey. I like to drink a pig. No-one likes to drink a pig As much as my earwig.
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Post by Boo on Feb 12, 2005 3:37:56 GMT -5
Oh goodness....
I think the two of you can fill up this thread all your own. The rest of us should just leave it for you ^_^
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Feb 12, 2005 4:35:50 GMT -5
Nononono, that was just last night! We were being so random and hyper... combination of release of stress, chinese food, Frankie having Pepsi and watching 'Dangerous Liaisons' followed by 'Death to Smoochy', I think...
Blargh, now I have a randomness hangover...
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