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Post by reasonably_crazy on Jan 18, 2005 0:22:37 GMT -5
Have you heard someone say something that was so awesome that you just can't forget? Share with the rest of us!
* "Well, excuse me, little miss 'I Clean My Ears Every Day!" ~Katie T. (Just, don't ask.)
*"I have the mad craving for spaghetti and salsa." ~Katie T. again. (In the middle of History, of all things).
*"Careful, Jackie. Don't cut yourself on the sparkles." ~Julie (When I was insane in Chem.)
*"So the definition of a prostitute is licking a pole from here to here?" ~Nina (After AJ offered $5 to lick the school handrail. Katie H. and I were about to take him up, and he called us prostitutes for it.) (Never did lick the pole)
*"That's shiny!" ~Katie H. (After I said something that amused her.)
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Post by Oni on Jan 18, 2005 8:42:59 GMT -5
*raises the biggest WTF Flag ever created*
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jan 18, 2005 14:13:47 GMT -5
You make me laugh like a decapitated puppy. ~ Frankie. Actually, I came up with it, but Frankie does it with a Russian accent, taking it to a whole new level...
"Is Helianthus Latin for muffins?" *exasperated sigh* "No, they didn't HAVE Latins in Roman times." ~ Frankie and I in Biology.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Jan 18, 2005 21:24:18 GMT -5
"Yes, we brought out the eraseable chalk for you today..." ~My History Teacher! (who is awesome.)
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Jan 18, 2005 22:50:24 GMT -5
Me: I need you like a plant needs oxygen! Mikey: But... plants need carbon dioxide. They breathe out oxygen. Me: GAAAAAAAAH!!!
(Mikey and I having one of those "I love you more than" and "I need your more than" fights. He out did me every single time... only because I suck at those.)
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Jan 21, 2005 0:40:42 GMT -5
* "You make me figuratively scream." ~Tina
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Post by amavi on Jan 21, 2005 11:38:46 GMT -5
Dee:"Faye's like my best friend and she's LEAVING." Sami+me:" Don't worry, we'll be your new best friends!" *big grins* Dee: "Aw..." S+Me: "And we shall make 'I Love Dee" T'shirts" and wear them in sixth form!" Dee: "I want one!"
Sami, Dee and myself in maths...not a very good quote, but still, I hadn't contributed to this thread, so I though I'd make a start...
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Jan 23, 2005 1:03:56 GMT -5
It's a fine quote, amavi!
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Jan 25, 2005 7:46:58 GMT -5
Here's a nice quote that was said last night: Mikey: There are two things in this world that I'd die for right now. Me: What? Mikey: You, and Cajun turkey. (He runs off to make a Cajun turkey sandwich.) Me: ![O_o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/browraise.png) (Yelling) Ok! I think that was sweet... thanks?
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Post by Paranoid Android on Jan 26, 2005 10:48:53 GMT -5
"Hello, Rock Monster, you still have your opposable thumbs! This is good news for the people of Happyville."
Me in the same biology lesson as mentioned before with the Helianthus...
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jan 26, 2005 14:42:43 GMT -5
Frankie: But I just want to hold your arm! And hug you, and love you... and bite you... in an affectionate way...
Frankie, chasing after me at school today.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Jan 26, 2005 16:17:27 GMT -5
*snerk*
You guys amuse me.
*holds up dixie cup* "The weapon of war." *points to spider in sink* "The spider of Doom." *pause* "I named it Shelob."
I think this was my sister, but I think I named it shelob, not her.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jan 28, 2005 10:01:47 GMT -5
Frankie: (to me) You have flour ALL OVER your face. Me: (grabs face) Frankie: Hey, don't worry. At least it's not tomato ketchup, or hot chocolate... Alex: Or water... Frankie: (stares at Alex) Alex: It's wet...
At lunch today. Kudos to Alex for something so random.
Stupid floury burger buns...
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Post by Boo on Feb 1, 2005 10:55:01 GMT -5
Donna (after giving her a Jack Sparrow poster): AAAAAAAAAAAAAA...youcan'tIcan'tohgodheisicantacceptthisTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUbutwoooooooooooowwheredoIhangitupdoyouhavebluetackNEVERMINDHEREITISWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Me:....CHRIS (her sister)! THE SEDATIVE! NOW!
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Post by Oni on Feb 3, 2005 11:27:35 GMT -5
I'd like to introduce you all to someone who has provided more quotable quotes than anyone, ever, in the history of the universe...Mr. John Greenwood: www.freewebs.com/jgquotesandsoon/index.htmMr. Greenwood currently teaches Economics and Business Studies at Chislehurst and Sidcup Grammar School, and this website was created in 2002 to document every last piece of the random garbage he spews out. There are some true classics in there. His perennial favourites 'I don't not happy' and 'I love it when a plan comes together'. Some completely messed-up stuff, including the time he shouted out 'Mouse, mouse chunky monkey raus!' in the middle of a class. And the legendary 'Arse About Face' moments - where the mouth wants one thing, but the mind is just taking the piss. So please, read and spread the tale of Greenwood. And look for the times I'm mentioned in there too (Aaron, ask for me...by name!)
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