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Post by Hobbit-eyes on May 28, 2005 5:09:39 GMT -5
Bianca, just before her Religious Studies exam, one of the main elements of which is the History of Islam:
"Hey, who's Muhammed??"
And this conversation between Frankie and I the other day when we were feeling incredibly apathetic.
Frankie: Katie... I loff you...
Katie: That's nice, dear...
Frankie: Will you marry me?
Katie: I'm sorry, but I'm already betrothed...
Frankie: To who??
Katie: ... The curtains...
Frankie: Which curtains?
Katie: You don't know them...
Frankie: I will hunt them down! What are they like?
Katie: ... They're red.
Frankie: Who owns them?
Katie: No-one. They're still in the shop.
Frankie: Which shop?
Katie: I don't know, I've never met them. It's an arranged marriage.
Frankie: Who arranged it?
Katie: My mum.
Frankie: Then I will ask her where they are!
Katie: She doesn't know either.
Frankie: Then how did she arrange it?
Katie: She was ordered to.
Frankie: By who?
Katie: The Daffodils That Be.
Frankie: Well then, I will track THEM down!
Katie: No-one knows where they are.
Frankie: Then how did you get the messages?
Katie: ... Semaphore.
And it went on like this for a while. And ended up with me arranging for Frankie to meet up with some blue curtains that my fiancee knew.
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Post by amavi on May 28, 2005 9:56:40 GMT -5
That's scary...you are very...imagainative! ;D
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Post by Paranoid Android on Jun 20, 2005 17:57:42 GMT -5
Yes. Yes we are. I also like "Insanity tastes like feet with marmalade spread on them, lightly baked for 10 million years, and then put in a freezer overnight to make baked marmalade-feet popsicles." which I said earlier under the Padawan training thing.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Jun 22, 2005 0:40:32 GMT -5
An actual conversation:
Jenny (my younger sister): Sometimes I think Telephone poles are trees. You know why?
Me: Because they're tall and made of wood.
Jenny: ...Yeah. ... ... ... Good guess.
This was completely out of the blue on the way to Evy's house. My sister irks me. A lot.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jun 22, 2005 2:36:07 GMT -5
..... right.......
Your sister is odd. She belongs here.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Jun 22, 2005 7:57:35 GMT -5
HEH! Random conversation on the way back to school. Is a little blasphemous, be warned.
Are you warned? Ok then...
*sees guy carrying post over his shoulder wearing all black in sunnyness*
Frankie: That must be a really bad job... Walking around in black all day.
Katie: In the sun...
Frankie: He's kinda like Jesus...
Katie: Jesus wore white, dear.
Frankie: Modern day Jesus, then. Emo Jesus! ... I'm gonna get smote gooood.
Katie: Jesus was an emo rocker! You're gonna get smote!
Frankie: Yay!!
Katie: I wanna be smote...
Frankie: That can be arranged... *creepy grin*
Katie: How?
Frankie: I'LL smite you!
Katie: You don't have the power!
Frankie: I HAVE the power!
Katie: No you don't!
Frankie: Yes I do!
Etc, etc, etc... Was very random... And blasphemous. But we found it funny.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Jul 10, 2005 0:40:51 GMT -5
"Jesus isn't hot, Jesus isn't sexy, Jesus is beautiful!"
- me at church camp, on both how we're supposed to be like Jesus and the image of women.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Jul 10, 2005 5:38:58 GMT -5
...That is a little random... And definitely not blasphemous like our one...
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Jul 10, 2005 21:37:46 GMT -5
"Jesus loves the Empire"
- Frankie's Sloganizer banner. That really went well with the topic at hand.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Jul 13, 2005 12:39:55 GMT -5
HAHA! Silly little sloganizer...
"The Force will do anything for you." - Katie's sloganizer... Oh, Kaaaatie... *gets out chore list*
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Aug 15, 2005 23:56:50 GMT -5
"You're wierd."
~the little girl that sat in front of us at Bye Bye Birdie after some random conversation I was having with my friends.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Aug 20, 2005 0:55:54 GMT -5
"Be perfect NOW! Don't wait!"
~Ruthie, on our first day of Band Camp. It was the first time the freshman had ever marched in their lives.
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"IS IT DISLOCATED, YOU SCUMBAG?!"
~Megan, the flute section leader, after she fell and dislocated her knee. I love megan, and I hope she gets well soon. ^_^
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Tom, visual instructor: Guys, it's hot. We're in full sunlight, and we're running around. We've been doing it for four hours. Go home, drink some water. Drink lots and lots of water. If you do nothing else, drink water. Dehydration sucks. Now what are we going to do when we get home?
All of us: (At the exact same time) SLEEP!
Tom: Ah, yes. The Amercan way.
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Post by Becky on Aug 20, 2005 16:32:58 GMT -5
Inu Yasha: *hands cloak to Kagome* It's cloth spun from the fur of the fire rat - it's stronger than any suit of armour.
Kagome: *happy surprised/touched* Th - thanks...
Inu Yasha: *ruins moment* You'll need it, with skin as weak and frail as yours.
Kagome: *sarcasm* You always know just what to say.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Aug 20, 2005 20:04:12 GMT -5
haha... I've seen that one... and read that one...
But my favorite quote is still "SIT, BOY!"
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Gary (my director) on the phone at 9 in the morning: Jackie, you're audtion's at 11 this morning, isn't it?
Me: Um, yes....?
Gary: Oh, good. I have a big casting-director job for you.
Me: ...Okay...
Gary: Could you bring me some coffee?
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Post by Becky on Aug 21, 2005 8:12:02 GMT -5
Yeah that is a legend.... 'SIT, boy!' *whomp*
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