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Post by goblingirl on Nov 21, 2005 12:48:00 GMT -5
*watches with horror*
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 21, 2005 12:50:19 GMT -5
Mmmmm...
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 21, 2005 12:52:48 GMT -5
Tastee Wheat again?
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 21, 2005 12:53:59 GMT -5
*face falls* Actually... ew.... there's something not nice in this...
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 21, 2005 13:01:24 GMT -5
Is it the taste of Wooden Protagonist?
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 21, 2005 13:02:38 GMT -5
It might be...
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 21, 2005 13:08:45 GMT -5
Or OTT symbolism?
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 22, 2005 7:08:40 GMT -5
I think it might be both those.... plus unfathomable ending and blatant advertising and an over-used thesaurus...
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 22, 2005 11:58:50 GMT -5
The ending was dire. And made no sense. Advertising?
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 22, 2005 13:20:18 GMT -5
Ever so slightly... as they said at the Editing room:
KEANU REEVES What was the Osiris? And who was that kid in zion who kept pestering me?
THE EXPLAINER You will find the answers to these questions by purchasing The Animatrix, a collection of nine animated shorts from some of Anime's top directors.
KEANU REEVES Alright. Well, what was that crap The Oracle said about vampires and werewolves? And how did Niobe get to Morpheus during the car chase? And what the hell happened during the power plant takeover climax that-wasn't?
THE EXPLAINER You will find the answers to those questions by purchasing the Enter The Matrix game, available for Windows, Playstation2, Xbox, and Gamecube. Enter the Matrix features awesome gunplay and spectacular martial arts that bend the rules of the Matrix. This game isn't just set in the Matrix universe--it's an integral part of the experience, with a story that weaves in and out of The Matrix Reloaded. Enter the Matrix is the story behind the story.
KEANU REEVES Fine! Then tell me this, what the hell is with Agent Smith saying he and I have some special connection? And how come I can control machines in the real world? And will we win the war if I don't choose the door to my right?
THE EXPLAINER You will find the answers to these questions when you watch The Matrix Revolutions, coming later in 2003.
KEANU REEVES I hate you.
THE EXPLAINER Perhaps you should drink more Powerade.
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 22, 2005 13:46:19 GMT -5
*giggles* I see.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Nov 22, 2005 23:08:54 GMT -5
LOL.
Yes, Katie, so very very true.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 23, 2005 9:57:26 GMT -5
It is. It really, really is. *mourns the loss of a potentially good film*
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 23, 2005 14:32:13 GMT -5
Hee hee. The McAtrix: Derided.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Nov 23, 2005 19:21:57 GMT -5
*mourns*
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