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Post by goblingirl on Nov 20, 2005 14:19:37 GMT -5
Dare they what?
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 20, 2005 14:43:07 GMT -5
Have a download time that is FREAKISHLY FAST!!!
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 20, 2005 15:18:01 GMT -5
Why is that a bad thing?
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 20, 2005 15:28:27 GMT -5
Because... err... HOW DARE THEY???
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 20, 2005 15:39:45 GMT -5
Ok.
HOW DARE THEY?
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 20, 2005 15:45:17 GMT -5
That's better.
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 20, 2005 15:53:31 GMT -5
*beams*
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 21, 2005 12:37:18 GMT -5
*applauds*
Scene 2 - Concerning Hobbits
BILBO: September 22nd… The year 1400...
BOOK OBSESSED FANS: Wait a minute… this is the year before the actual quest?? What about the seventeen years between Bilbo leaving and Frodo leaving??
AUDIENCE: We are both alarmed and disturbed.
BILBO: In the Third Age of this world… The Shire… Upper-western-middle-earth... JRR Tolkien's imagination. Now... where to begin? Ah yes... 'Concerning Hobbits'.
BOOK OBSESSED FANS: WOOOOOO!
BILBO: 'Hobbits are dull, naive, and are there to show that not all of Middle Earth is depressing. The End.'
FRODO: Bilbo!
BILBO: What?
FRODO: You've got to be NICE!
BILBO: Why?
FRODO: Otherwise we won't be able to have lots of lovely shots of the Shire and hobbits being nice, and all those prosthetic feet will be for nothing!
BILBO: Fine... Hobbits blahblahblah good tilled earth blahblahblah nor counted among the very wise...
RANDOM HOBBIT: I should have listened to my mother when she told me that if I made faces like this it would stick like that.
RANDOM HOBBIT #2: Mmmm... cake...
RANDOM HOBBIT #3: Mmmm... ale...
RANDOM HOBBIT #4: Mmmm... peace and quiet...
RANDOM HOBBIT #5: Mmmm... good tilled earth...
AUDIENCE: Hmm... well, each to their own...
MERRY + PIPPIN: Hey, Sam - are you ready to party?
SAM: Well, I guess I could go out for a couple of ales, but there's this thing on plants on the Discovery Channel...
MERRY: No, I don't think you heard me - are you ready to party?
SAM: No! Gandalf? Gandalf is coming to town?
PIPPIN: Diamond's staying with her parents, I have nothing to do so tonight we are partying with Gandalf Dude!
SAM: Dude, we are SO gonna party!
ROSIE: Uh, OK, Dude alert...
DOOR: (knock knock)
BILBO: Where the heck is Frodo?
FRODO FANGIRLS: That's what we want to know...
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 21, 2005 12:42:16 GMT -5
Squeeee! Update! Yayness
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 21, 2005 12:48:48 GMT -5
I couldn't resist editing it a bit....
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 21, 2005 12:49:48 GMT -5
Where?
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 21, 2005 13:01:21 GMT -5
The beginning...
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 21, 2005 13:04:54 GMT -5
Hokey
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 22, 2005 7:10:26 GMT -5
I can at least handle reading Lord of the Things without wincing at the crapness, because I was young and inexperienced when I wrote it.... this, I have no excuse.
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Post by goblingirl on Nov 22, 2005 11:56:25 GMT -5
Oh oh, I'M YOUNG and INEXPERIENCED! Can I read it?
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