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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 14, 2004 5:41:54 GMT -5
Have decided to get a move on and start a caption contest. Sadly, as cannot yet paste picture on here, here is the URL for finding it. groups.msn.com/TheOfficialFanfictionUniversityofTroy/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=3Post your captions here. Please keep them PG. As many entries as you want, I don't mind. Closing date: whenever everyone seems to have entered, but hopefully after Christmas. Hopefully by the time this contest finishes, I'll have figured out how to get photos on here... MODIFICATION - PICTURE CAN NOW BE FOUND AT BOTTOM OF PAGE, YAYNESS!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 14, 2004 16:27:57 GMT -5
Hector was taking the comment of "Did you two coordinate BEFORE you left the house or was it just an unfortunate accident?" very badly...
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 14, 2004 19:30:17 GMT -5
Hector admits to Paris that he lost his beloved Legolas shampoo bottle. Paris does not look pleased.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 15, 2004 12:17:20 GMT -5
5 minutes earlier
Hector: Now, are you SURE you don't need to go to the toilet before we leave?
Paris: Yeah.
Hector: Are you absolutely certain? Because once we get on the boat, it'll be a big kerfuffle, and you won't be able to go...
Paris: Yeah I know.
Hector: Ok then.
5 minutes later/Present moment
Paris: ... I need to go toilet...
Hector: *muttermutterrestrainselfrestrainself*
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Lizz(u)
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Arrr! You cannot escape the fluffyness! Now with Trunks(TM) action figure. <3
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Post by Lizz(u) on Dec 16, 2004 11:00:02 GMT -5
Hector: You did /what/ with my double-extra-large-super-size-really-yummy-and-delicious-chocolate muffin?
Paris: *speaking in a muffled voice* Nwutin'?
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 16, 2004 14:44:15 GMT -5
Hector: Now let's start again, Paris, shall we?
Paris: Ok... A. B. C. H. F. N. W.
Hector: Oh, I give up. You're never going to learn your alphabet.
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Tiana Calthye
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Post by Tiana Calthye on Dec 16, 2004 18:45:02 GMT -5
Hector found himself growing rapidly frustrated as Paris's continual questioning about "How long until the moonlight comes out" grew more and more persistant. Unfortunately, when they sailed into the set of PotC, it suddenly made more sense. ((I'm sorry, I suck at caption contests)) EDIT: Oh yeah-- you'll have to upload to photobucket.com or tinypic.com and post it using ![]() tags. |
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 18, 2004 14:43:33 GMT -5
Hector: If you ask if we're there yet one more time, I will take away all your Prince privileges!!
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Fuchs-chan
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It's "FOOSHS-chan!" Don't mispronounce it- it sounds WRONG!!!
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Post by Fuchs-chan on Dec 20, 2004 23:27:23 GMT -5
With an armada of fangirls closing in fast, Paris debates whether or not to jump overboard...
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Post by themusicman on Dec 23, 2004 19:38:41 GMT -5
Hector: Now Paris, do you know why I've called you up here?
Paris: Not really, no...
Hector: Tell me, when you threw all our slaves into the sea (including the fat accordian player who only knows What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor) what did you hope to achieve???
Paris: I wanted to see if they would float or not...
Hector: BORIS THE ACCORDIAN PLAYER IS 42 STONE!
Paris: He doesn't look 42 stone!
Hector: He's the size of a small ship!
Paris: He could have been made of marshmallows...
Hector: *drools over marshmallows*
Paris: Should I get you some marshmallows?
Hector: Yes please, that would be lovely!
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Post by themusicman on Dec 23, 2004 19:42:05 GMT -5
Ok, attempt number 2...
Paris contemplates the consequences of telling Hector he has a piece of food in his beard while he is deep in thought.
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Post by themusicman on Dec 23, 2004 19:45:37 GMT -5
Ok attempt number three...with Little Britain overtones...
Hector: Now look into my eyes, look into my eyes, and...you're under, now you don't love that greek bitch at all, in fact, she is ugly, and she smells of tuna, and you definitely want to return her to greece before I get killed by an incredibly attractive warrior...ok, you're back in the room
Paris: Don't push your luck Hector, you've already tried that on me 17 times in the last hour. Anyway, Achilles isn't attractive...
Hector: *throws paris off of boat*
Paris: Oh hello Boris, fancy meeting you here!
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 24, 2004 9:55:47 GMT -5
David's Little Britain's overtones have inspired me...
Hector: Paris, did you steal Helen?
Paris: I ain't done nuffin or nuffin SHU' UP! OH MY GOD, I can't believe you just said that!
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 24, 2004 15:57:27 GMT -5
 ITWORKEDITWORKEDITWORKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY CHRISTMAS, ONE AND ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 25, 2004 15:15:43 GMT -5
I thought you weren't feeling Christmassy...
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