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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 7, 2004 22:18:20 GMT -5
My friend Kaitlin read a silly fanfic where Sauron, instead of actually trying to kill his foes, wrote a poem describing their deaths. I, in a bout of boredom, attempted to do the same.
A is for Asfaloth, stepped in a hole B is for Boromir, ran into a pole C is for Celeborn, tripped on ROBE’S hem* D is for Denethor, impaled on his pen E is for Eomer, fell under his horse F is for Frodo, drownded by force** G is for Gwiahir, Thanksgiving meal H is for Haldir, who choked on his Veal I is for Ioreth, talked out her tongue J is for Jackie, a *cough* Hero unsung*** K is for Kaitlin, first gave this a whirl**** L is for Legolas, trampled by Fangirls M is for Merry, fell in a fountain N is for Nimrodel, lost in the Mountains O is for Olorin, who FINALLY was done in P is for Pippin… slain by Olorin Q is for Quendi- curse those darn Elves R is for Radagast- he killed himself. S is for Strider, sick of being called “sire”<br>T is for Treebeard- he caught on fire U is for Underhill, the tricky little thing V is for Vilya, Elrond’s stupid ring W is for Witchking, killed by a GIRL X isn’t in the Middle Earth world Y is for Yavanna, drowned in her cup Z is for Zamin… YOU look her up.
* NOT a dress! (kind of an inside joke)
** There was talk of Drogo being "drownded." I found it cruelly amusing to think of Frodo going the same way.
*** There are no J's in ME. It's crazy.
**** Kaitlin's my friend, she did the first attempt at one of these poems.
Note in general: I was very very bored.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Apr 1, 2005 14:35:17 GMT -5
Hehe, I like it...
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Post by Ashley on Jun 26, 2005 20:50:14 GMT -5
"L is for Legolas, trampled by Fangirls."
The greatest line ever. I LOVE IT! Your poem is just great.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Jul 13, 2005 13:36:51 GMT -5
Agreed. Especially as Legolas got trampled by fangirls... ;D
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