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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Aug 20, 2005 3:52:08 GMT -5
Good point. So it WAS worthwhile me nearly having a nervous breakdown.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Aug 22, 2005 22:19:49 GMT -5
See? Every cloud with a silver lining.
You really should finish it, though.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Aug 23, 2005 3:08:27 GMT -5
I have finished it. I just haven't put it all on here. It can cause haemorrhaging if read all at once.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Aug 24, 2005 12:19:50 GMT -5
But you want more? TAKE IT! BWAHAHAHA!!!
And I might do a sequel, about the girlfriend Galadriel prophesied for Luke... hehehehe.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Aug 24, 2005 12:22:06 GMT -5
Suddenly Avalon flew through the window, with Legolas on her back. Legolas saw what was happening and sprang from her, igniting Luke’s lightsaber as he flew, and swung it at Vader. Vader immediately threw Angel aside, and ignited his own lightsaber, and swung it to meet Legolas’s.
“Legolas!” cried Angel in relief.
“Angel!” shouted Legolas, parrying Vader’s blows with skills surpassing many of the Jedi despite never having used one before, “Get out of here! Go! Get on Avalon and fly away!”
“No, I’m not leaving you!” cried Angel.
“Angel, GO!” shouted Legolas.
“NO!” shouted back Angel. She raised Adyra, and closed her eyes, and muttered, ‘Yesthi sisama rysu ean ditre allyi sawfu lits deli bera tehon estly…’
A rainbow beam of light shot from the Ring towards Darth Vader, and sent him flying into Sauron, and they both crashed into the wall at the back of the room. Angel ran quickly over to Legolas and picked him up where he had fallen to the ground, and threw her arms around him.
“Legolas, I’m so sorry,” she sobbed in his ear, “I DO love you, I just couldn’t say-”
“We don’t have time,” said Legolas, though his heart felt as though it would burst with happiness, and despite the fate of the world being at hand a smile crept onto his face, “We have to get away. Avalon-”
“I can only carry one,” said Avalon, looking with sad eyes at the both of them.
“You go,” said Legolas, “It’s all right – I’ll take the stairs.”
“I’m not leaving without you!” cried Angel, “I can’t lose you!”
“You’re not going to,” said Legolas, “But quickly, go-”
Suddenly Legolas cried out as he was lifted into the air, and thrown out the window by some invisible force. “LEGOLAS!” screamed Angel, and ran to the window, hand already outstretched to try and catch him with the Force – but she saw he was already suspended in the air, frozen, hanging thousands of feet above the ground. Angel span round and saw Vader was back on his feet, and he was holding them there by the Force.
“Let him go!” screamed Angel.
“Fine,” shrugged Vader. Legolas screamed as he plummeted towards the ground.
“NO!” screamed Angel, and Legolas halted abruptly.
“If you do not give us Adyra,” he said threateningly, “and come quietly to the Emperor, then I will not only release him, I will drive him into the ground myself. And I have placed such spells on him that he will make it to the afterlife – instead, he will be forced to linger here as a ghost, which I will torment endlessly to the end of time. And as a punishment for your interference, I will make you watch, unable to help him until the end of time.”
Angel couldn’t bear to look at him, or Legolas’s panic-stricken face. Tears poured down her face as she realized, in her heart, that there was only one thing she could do. “You must bring him back up,” she said shakily, “And do not harm him - or I will cast myself from that window, and the Emperor will not get his prize.”
“As you wish,” shrugged Vader, as though it was of little consequence. Angel reached for Adyra and slowly slid it from her finger, a single tear falling on it as she did so. With a sob, she pulled it off, and handed it to Vader.
“Now let him up!” she yelled, scarcely able to see through her tears. Vader pulled Legolas back up, and he soared back into the room and crashed to the floor. Angel immediately ran to his side and took his hand. “Legolas! Legolas, are you all right?”
“Angel,” said Legolas, wincing from the pain, “What have you done?”
“I had to,” she sobbed, “I couldn’t let you die, I just couldn’t. I love you, Legolas – I love you so much.”
Legolas smiled. “I love you too, Angel… more than I thought it was possible to love someone. More than the flowers love the sun, more than hobbits love mushrooms… more than anything that has ever loved before, or ever will.”
Suddenly they heard a triumphant cackling from the other side of the room. Vader had handed Sauron the ring, and he was changing form. “Soon Middle-earth will be within my power!” he shouted, “Soon everything will be mine! Bwahahahahahaha!!! But first… first I must find a body to inhabit, for mine was destroyed.”
“A body…” breathed Angel. Sauron’s spirit suddenly shot towards Legolas’s body. “NO!” she screamed, but it was too late. The spirit shot through Legolas’s mouth, and his body went rigid, and started to shake. Angel gripped his hand, screaming “NO! NO!”
His body suddenly went still. “Legolas? LEGOLAS!” she shouted, but he didn’t move. She jumped to her feet and strode angrily towards Vader. “You said you wouldn’t hurt him!” she screamed angrily.
“I didn’t hurt him,” said Vader innocently, “Sauron did. He needs a new body to inhabit, and that elf’s is perfect – young, strong…”
“Yes, what’s the problem, Angel?” Angel span round and saw Legolas standing behind her, except it wasn’t Legolas – he wore an expression on his face of evil and greed, and his eyes were red instead of blue. He took her hand. “You still get me, the love of your life – but I will be so much more. I will rule Middle-earth, and help my brother Vader to conquer the Galaxy. And you, the new Sith apprentice, will be my queen!”
“NO!” screamed Angel, wrenching her hand away from his, “You’re not Legolas! You’ve taken him over! Let him go!”
“It’s time to go,” said Vader, grabbing her shoulder, “The Emperor is waiting.”
Angel pulled herself from his grip. Her eyes were starting to burn as the phoenix blood within her surfaced, along with her temper. “I,” she said, flames flaring around her fingertips, “will NEVER turn to the Dark Side.”
With that, she flung her hands forward, and great balls of flame flew from them. They caught Sauron, and sent him flying, and he hit the ground, unconscious. But Darth Vader just managed to stop them – as the smoke died away, Angel summoned Luke’s lightsaber from Legolas’s body, and sprang towards Vader, igniting it as she flew. Vader barely got his lightsaber out in time to block it, and their two blades met.
“Are you ready for this?” asked Vader.
“Are you?” said Angel, a grin on her face.
Just so you know.... by this point, I was wanting to die. I felt so incredibly ill, I was actually shaking slightly. The same feeling of revulsion has returned just by reading a bit of this. I CREATED this!!! IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!! *screams and hurls self off cliff, but quickly clambers back up when realizes how Sue-ish that behavious was*
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Aug 25, 2005 22:33:46 GMT -5
LOL.
Its deliciously horrible.
But I do want to finish it... I mean, I've STARTED it... Which means I HAVE to finish it...
This is so bad its funny, though.
You've done your job well.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Aug 26, 2005 5:19:47 GMT -5
*bows* Thank you very much.
I know what you mean. At this point, I couldn't just leave it - that would mean the horror would never end....
Anyway, here's some more. We're nearing the end, thank muffins.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Aug 26, 2005 5:23:34 GMT -5
Here we are... the end of all things. All things that make me want to be sick, anyway.
They fought, both swinging and stabbing at each other – the two greatest lightsaber users in the Galaxy, Sith and Jedi, father and daughter. But Angel was the stronger – she soon forced Vader onto the defensive, and backed him up towards the broken window, until he was perched on the precipice. Angel knocked his lightsaber from his hand, where it plummeted to the ground so far below. Darth Vader watched it fall, and then turned back to Angel.
“Are you going to kill me?” he asked.
Angel looked at him for a moment. “You killed Boba Fett,” she said finally, “And stole his love from me. You kidnapped me, and have possibly taken away my only other chance for happiness as well. You’re trying to take over the universe. And you spoilt my party dress. I could very well kill you. I really should.” Darth Vader braced himself. “But I’m not going to,” she said, and he looked at her in surprise. “Because you cannot fight cruelty with cruelty. You were once Anakin Skywalker, and a good man – and that is within you still. You just have to find it.”
“Anakin…” muttered Darth Vader, the first time he had said the name since his fall to the Dark Side, “I remember. And I remember your mother… I loved her, Angel. So very much.”
“I know you did,” said Angel, “Which is why I’m going to let you go. It is the Emperor and Sauron who have corrupted you, and I’m giving you the chance to make it right. Go to your Emperor, and tell him – tell him that you are no longer a Sith. You are a Jedi. And make it right.”
She lowered her lightsaber and stepped back. Darth Vader stared at her in amazement – and then threw his arms around her, hugging his daughter for the first time.
“I’m so proud of you,” he said, “You may be a gifted Jedi Mage, but firstly you are my daughter, and I love you.”
“Thank you,” smiled Angel, “Dad.”
Darth Vader laughed, and walked away to his space shuttle. “I will make it right,” he called back, “Are you sure you don’t want to come?”
“Positive,” replied Angel, “I have to sort things out here.”
Darth Vader – Anakin Skywalker – nodded, and boarded the space shuttle. Within a few moments, it had powered up, and zoomed out of the window into the sky.
Angel watched it leave, and then ran to Legolas’s side, smile gone. “Legolas,” she called, “LEGOLAS!”
His eyes flew open – but they were not Legolas’s eyes, but Sauron’s eyes. He seized her arm before she could move. “Angel,” he said hungrily, “Angellissima Aayla Evenrainbowstarya Luthsilvytinuviarwen Flameheart Amidala Skywalker… you are the most beautiful girl in the Galaxy, and the most powerful. We were meant for each other – meant to lead, and make others obey us. Will you not be my queen?”
“Oh, Sauron,” she breathed, fluttering her eyelashes – for she had seen the only way to rid the Galaxy of his evil presence – “Sarry-boy… I will. Because I see now that you are one damn sexy Dark Lord… and we will conquer the Galaxy together!”
Sauron laughed triumphantly. “I knew it!” he cackled, “I knew you could not long resist my charms.”
“No way,” said Angel seductively, running a hand down the side of his face, “You’re so strong, and handsome, and powerful… How about a kiss for your blushing bride?”
Sauron grinned, and threw his arms around her, and they kissed. As soon as their lips made contact however, Angel threw her mind into Legolas’s – she found Legolas’s true spirit imprisoned in flames, completely overpowered by Sauron’s evil and twisted soul. She seized Sauron’s soul, and drew it into her own mind, and quickly pulled herself out of Legolas’s mind, trapping Sauron in her own head.
Her eyes opening, she fell away from Legolas’s body. He fell lifeless to the ground once more, and she felt burning flames in her mind, and heard Sauron’s angry shouts inside her head. “Jedi Mage!” he was shouting, “You tricked me, evil sorceress – but you cannot escape me now. I will take over your mind, and still conquer the Galaxy! You cannot stop me! Bwahahaha!”
“I think you’ll find,” she said, grabbing onto one of Legolas’s knives and holding it ready in front of her chest, “that I can.”
Legolas opened his eyes just in time to see Angel plunge the knife into her chest, and collapse backwards with a soft cry. “NOOOOO!!!” he cried, and threw himself towards her and grabbed her hand, “Angel, NO! What are you doing??”
Angel’s eyes fluttered open, and she smiled weakly at Legolas. “It’s the only way…” she said, “It’s the only way to free Middle-earth of Sauron. I’m a small sacrifice to make… I see it’s the only way.”
“But I need you,” cried Legolas, tears falling from his eyes, heart breaking, “You can’t leave me…”
“I must,” said Angel, with a sad smile, “It’s over… Goodbye.” And her eyes closed, and she died.
Legolas knelt over her body, and wept freely, but not in a girly way. The girl he loved was gone, and he could not imagine life without her. He couldn’t go on… he couldn’t…
“Needed you will be, before all this is over,” he heard Yoda say in his mind, “A part to play, you have…”
Legolas suddenly sat upright, and wiped the tears from his eyes. “No,” he said out loud, “It’s NOT over. This is NOT the only way.”
He remembered learning as a small elfling from Elrond about the barrier between Life and Death, and how it was accessible for a few, only a select few – the Jedi Mages. “Well, I’m the child of an elf,” thought Legolas, “And I have become a Jedi… why can I not try?”
He tried to remember what he had to do. He took Luke’s lightsaber in one hand, and an arrow in the other – symbols of his two sides. He sat next to Angel, and closed his eyes. “By the Force and the Power of the Rings,” he proclaimed, “By the Sun and the Stars, by the Valar and the Jedi – let me into death!”
He suddenly felt as though he was rushing through space, and opened his eyes. He was falling through stars; above him was a white light, and below was hell. He could see ahead the spirit of Angel, and, clinging onto her, the dark flaming spirit of Sauron. They had not yet reached the junction, but he could see that Sauron would pull her down with him. Angrily, he flew faster, and began to catch up with them.
“I may have lost my life,” he heard him saying to Angel, “But it is some compensation to know that you did as well… and you will share my eternal torment with me!”
“Take your dirty hands off her!” shouted Legolas, catching up with them.
Sauron turned to him, and his eyes blazed in fury. “YOU!” he shouted, “Elf prince, you pursue me even into death? Leave me with what is rightfully mine!”
“She is not yours!” said Legolas angrily. As a mortal instead of a spirit, he was many times stronger, and easily pulled Angel from his grasp, wrapping his arms protectively around her light, shadowy form. “She is a free, independent girl, who makes her own choices and belongs to no man!”
Sauron yelled in anger and fury as he fell away from the two of them, and fell into the fires of Hell. Just as he was swallowed up, he shouted, “This isn’t the end! I will return, and you will never be safe! Bwahahahahaha…” And then he was gone.
Legolas knew there was no time to waste, and turned back the way he had come. He could still feel the arrow and the lightsaber in his mortal body’s hands, and concentrated on the feeling, clinging tightly to Angel so that he didn’t leave her behind. They were flying back through the stars…
He opened his eyes. He was back in the mortal world, in Sauron’s castle in Mordor. He looked fearfully at Angel, worried it had not worked – but, to his amazement, the wound had healed. Angel moaned, and her eyes opened. She looked around confusedly, and saw Legolas. “Leggy…” she whispered, “You brought me back. You saved me.”
“I couldn’t let you go,” he said simply, “I will never let you go again.”
Angel’s face broke into a massive smile, and she threw her arms around him, and they kissed deeply and passionately. For them, nothing else existed – they both loved each other, and only needed each other, and would never be parted again.
“Are we interrupting something?”
They both looked up, and saw Luke, Leia, Han and the Fellowship standing next to the broken window. “Smaug’s good daughter, the dragon Flama, gave us a lift,” explained Luke, “She’s a friend of Angel’s, apparently. But I see we weren’t needed.”
“No,” said Angel happily as Legolas helped her to her feet, “Everything’s all right now.”
“You bet it is,” said Aragorn, “Sauron’s power over the Ring has ended – we may now use its power for good!”
“I know one good power,” said Legolas, smiling at Angel. He went to Frodo, and took the Ring from him, and returned to Angel and dropped on one knee. “Angel,” he said, looking into her sapphire-emerald-silvery eyes, “I love you – I cannot exist without you. Will you marry me?”
Angel squealed. “I will,” she said happily, and gave him another big kiss. Everyone cheered and clapped.
Legolas had his arms around her, when he gasped and pulled away. For he had felt feathers on her back. He stared at her in amazement. “Angel…” he said in wonder, “You have wings.”
Angel turned round and gasped at the sight of them. She now had large, beautiful, snow white and silvery wings – when she tried flapping them, she took off into the air.
“She really IS an angel!” gasped Pippin in wonder.
Angel flew twice around the room, and then landed back in front of Legolas. She smiled, and said, “Your mind and body give you many things…”
Legolas smiled back, and finished, “But only love will give you wings.”
THE END… AT LAST.
I must apologize for the sheer badness of these past 16,700 words. I realize the evil that I have created, and plan to destroy it as soon as possible.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Aug 30, 2005 12:04:42 GMT -5
*gags*
perfectly horrible.
You know, we could make a whole new Story out of that. The Fellowship of the Sue, and the Journey to Destroy the Bad Fanfiction.
*cackles at the thought*
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Sept 6, 2005 11:39:56 GMT -5
Hmmmmmmmm..... could be interesting.
I think I once tried something like that. Remember 'The Lord of the Lord of the Rings'? The reason the story was repeating itself was that Mary-Sues had taken it over.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Sept 11, 2005 18:25:54 GMT -5
Woah... vaguely... That was a while ago.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Sept 12, 2005 11:50:32 GMT -5
Not that long ago, actually.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Aug 29, 2006 12:10:31 GMT -5
The sequel to this is now being posted on my stories area!
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