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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 8, 2004 6:57:19 GMT -5
"Everyone succumbs to the CURSE OF CAPITAL LETTERS sometime, Katie," said Frankie ominously.
I'M AN ELF!!!!!!
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 9, 2004 0:26:41 GMT -5
"Don't worry," Jackie soothed, stuffing a brownie in her mouth and hoping someone knew the counter-curse to THE CURSE OF CAPITAL LETTERS!!!
I'm an Elf too! SQUEE!
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 9, 2004 0:36:27 GMT -5
(Heeeey, you went backwards!)
"Forget it." Kathryn said. "Nobody can understand the CURSE OF CAPITAL LETTERS! It's impossible!"
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Post by Rodge on Dec 9, 2004 6:11:52 GMT -5
"Gah..." mutterEd alEx, as SHe reALISED THat her caPItal leTTERs were oUt of coNTRol!!
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 9, 2004 6:58:23 GMT -5
"HELP!" yelled Frankie, also succumbing to the CURSE OF CAPITAL LETTERS, "ALEX HAS SUCCUMBED TO THE cUrSE Of COnFusEd cAsEs!"
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 9, 2004 8:25:16 GMT -5
"I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Katie, also succumbing to the curse of excessive exclamatian marks!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 9, 2004 22:56:46 GMT -5
"Jumpin' Jehosephat," Jackie screamed, falling victim to the curse of the OOCness, "Foul Fanfic authors hath tarried, dahling!"
(sorry about going backwards... I'm dyslexic. you should hear me recite my scales in band... Ugh).
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 10, 2004 6:22:43 GMT -5
Katie was completely bewildered by the different attacks of Bad Fanfic plagues, and then screamed and ran for cover as punctuation started falling from the sky.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 10, 2004 6:26:43 GMT -5
Leaping out of the way of a particularly large and airborne question mark, Frankie, succumbing to the curse of the overuse of ellipses, said ominously, "I think we're going to die............................"
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Post by Rodge on Dec 10, 2004 6:29:37 GMT -5
"Madness..." muttered Alex, as she too dodged the punctuation... Then she had an idea! She grabbed an exceptionally large exclimaton mark, and started beating off all the wayward commas and full stops...
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 10, 2004 6:32:26 GMT -5
"NOOOOO!!!" screamed Frankie, as the mother of all punctuation advanced towards her; the semi-colon was coming. (See? It's right there!)
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 10, 2004 6:52:42 GMT -5
"OH NO, NOT THE SEMI," said Katie, falling victim to the curse of irregular sentence breaks, "COLON! Wait, that makes." She paused for some reason. "Me sound like I'm swearing!"
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 10, 2004 6:57:00 GMT -5
please help me that was too random said frankie who was succumbing to the curse of no punctuation whatsoever
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 10, 2004 7:01:34 GMT -5
"Quintessentially," remarked Katie, who had of late been assailed by a Thesaurus, "this narrative has developed into a precarious, asinine and ludicrous escapade."
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 10, 2004 7:06:40 GMT -5
"RAAAAAARGH!!!!" yelled the collective masses of the punctuation army as they charged towards the noble heroes of our story.
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