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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 1, 2004 7:50:20 GMT -5
(Thanks to Eowyn Skywalker for saying I could use this!)
Basically, we all write a story, except you're only allowed to say one sentence at a time, and each sentence must begin with the next letter of the alphabet... it can be anything you like... for example, to get the ball rolling:
"Alright," said Katie, looking around the new alphabet story, "We need strangeness to get this started... cue Wob-Wobs, Dufflepuds and random LOTR, Star Wars and Pirate of the Caribbean characters!"
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 2, 2004 19:34:21 GMT -5
"Brilliant!" Jackie, taking a peek at the alphabet story herself. She hoped the other mad hobbits lurking around would actually be able to start the plotline, as she was too much of a wuss to start it herself.
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Post by Enelya on Dec 3, 2004 22:55:21 GMT -5
Courteously, Enelya begins the actual plotline that might be a bit off because she's half-mad with the heat (bloody Australian sun...) - "Once upon a time in a magical fantasy land called Edilsvort, there lived an albatross whose name was..."
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 4, 2004 6:13:04 GMT -5
Driving onto the page, without a license, Frankie came and continued the story: "Billy-Bob Jo-Jo Pontouff the 3rd, which, for an albatross of such mixed class, was a perfectly normal name."
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Post by themusicman on Dec 4, 2004 17:26:49 GMT -5
Englebert the traffic warden then arrested Frankie for driving into the conversation without a licence. When asked "Do you have anything to say?" she replied "Yes, can I have that ticket, it's so pink and pretty". Englebert, who turned out to be openly gay, then started a conversation with Frankie about pink, fluffy pens, The Meerkat We Do Not Speak Of Bloom and Changing Rooms. All charges were dropped.
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Post by I am not telling on Dec 4, 2004 22:09:36 GMT -5
Finally, a dog ran into the street and knocked Englebert to the ground and Frankie drove off............and went to buy 100 pounds of chocolated and rent 25 chik fliks to watch with his "boyfriend".
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 5, 2004 4:08:45 GMT -5
Gleefully, Katie cackled at the madness that had begun, and then was away laughing on a fast camel.
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 6, 2004 0:05:21 GMT -5
Happily, Kathryn picked up the story. She took the twenty five chick flicks and burned them all because they were too sappy for her liking. She picked up some good horror movies instead.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 6, 2004 6:42:10 GMT -5
"I CAN FLYYYYY!!!!" shouted Katie, leaping off the top of the building, and discovering, just a few seconds later, that she couldn't.
(Moderator note: this story's really funny, but can it actually follow a plot? And only one sentence each, remember)
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Post by Rodge on Dec 6, 2004 6:43:43 GMT -5
Jumping after Katie, Alex discovers to her amazement that she really CAN fly, and swoops around, attacking random passers by with her handy pea-shooter.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 6, 2004 6:47:58 GMT -5
"KAAATIIIIIEEEE!!!!" shouted Katie in despair, since no-one else was showing any concern at her fall, making people look at her confusedly and not see Alex coming with aforementioned pea-shooter.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 6, 2004 6:51:40 GMT -5
"Loser," muttered Frankie as Katie fell to her doom, while SHE (not he) glared at the moronic fool who thought SHE was a guy.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 6, 2004 6:53:59 GMT -5
Muttering curses to people who don't show dragons who believe they can fly but can't the proper respect, Katie got up and sulkily bought herself a strawberry Cornetto.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 6, 2004 7:01:03 GMT -5
Nonchalantly, Frankie walked over to Katie, stole her strawberry Cornetto, and ran away giggling until she dropped the ice cream on the floor.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 6, 2004 15:58:36 GMT -5
Overcome with the cruelty of it all, Jackie gave Katie her ice-cream, directed her to the nearest Flying Lessons, then proceeded to beat Frankie with a stick.
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