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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 13, 2004 3:20:43 GMT -5
"Frankie, do you have anything pink I can borrow?" said Katie, voice literally dripping with sarcasm, which she caught in a bottle and hurled at a particularly vicious gang of apostrophes, all of which exploded in a flash of pink glitter, much to Frankie's delight.
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Post by Rodge on Dec 13, 2004 3:33:53 GMT -5
"Gimli is soo cute" said Alex. Everyone looked at her in horror until a group of commas (who were desperately trying to hide) exploded, and they realised that she too was being sarcastic...
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 13, 2004 9:40:00 GMT -5
"Haldir sucks!" Kathryn shouted, then looked extremely pained by her sentence. She suddenly felt better when she watched as many random punctuation marks exploded before her eyes.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 13, 2004 18:41:16 GMT -5
"I'm SUCH a moron," Jackie shouted, then kicked the nearest tree and muttered viciously when none of the punctuation reacted.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 14, 2004 5:14:24 GMT -5
"Jackie, I'm sure the tree really appreciated that," said Katie, causing the rest of the punctuation to explode, leaving the street deserted apart from several confused looking Wob-Wobs, "YAYNESS!"
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 14, 2004 16:53:07 GMT -5
"Katie is such a loser," said Frankie, who was then horrified at the length of time it took the nearby full stops to explode, as though they weren't sure if it was sarcasm.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 15, 2004 2:32:14 GMT -5
"Let's stop blowing up punctuation now, OK?" said Katie, miffed at the full stops, "I think they've all been taught a lesson." Indeed, all the punctuation was now fleeing for the hills, much to Katie's satisfaction, as she was aware how wet and windy hills actually are, and a most undesirable place to flee to.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 15, 2004 13:37:33 GMT -5
"Me sleepy," yawned Frankie. "Punctuation killing is hard work..." she said as she curled up in a ball on the floor.
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 15, 2004 13:47:25 GMT -5
"No time for sleep, silly!" Kathryn said, trying to impersonate Gollum while poking Franking with a stick.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 15, 2004 13:51:34 GMT -5
"OI!" yelled Frankie as she grabbed the stick off Kathryn and started beating her with it.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 15, 2004 17:10:49 GMT -5
"PINK! PINK!" shouted Katie, pointing in a random direction to try and break up the fight.
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 15, 2004 18:38:09 GMT -5
"Quit hitting me!" Kathryn whined. She was very thankful after Frankie dropped the stick and ran towards the pink.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 16, 2004 7:54:25 GMT -5
"RAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!" roared Frankie, as she realised there was, in fact, no pink, and it was just said to distract her.
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 16, 2004 10:45:34 GMT -5
"Sticklebats..." Kathryn squeaked and cowered behind the nearest person as Frankie yet again charged towards her.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 16, 2004 14:33:01 GMT -5
Turning on Katie, Frankie yelled "IT WAS YOU WHO WAS TRYING TO DISTRACT ME!!!"
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How True!
