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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 4, 2004 7:35:05 GMT -5
Here you can post any random one liners to make each other giggle, such as "The Hokey Cokey really IS what it's all about" and "To forgive is human, to err, bovine". Now neither of those are particularly good, which is why I expect you all to come up with good ones!
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Reasonablycrazy really
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Post by Reasonablycrazy really on Dec 4, 2004 18:01:40 GMT -5
This is more of a pick-up line:
Be unique! Be different! Say yes!
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 6, 2004 0:07:03 GMT -5
"So wait, you're telling me there's a dead comedian from the silent movie era lodged in my left bosom?"
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 6, 2004 6:52:16 GMT -5
Rehab is for quitters.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 6, 2004 19:52:16 GMT -5
procrastinater's club meeting postponed
(an oldie but a goodie)
Yay for cliches. (yay for accents that I don't know how to make)
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Rodge
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Plotting to take over the world, one Dairy Milk at a time...
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Post by Rodge on Dec 7, 2004 3:43:42 GMT -5
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 7, 2004 5:17:03 GMT -5
Politics - derived from two words, one meaning "many", the other meaning "blood-sucking parasites".
Gotta love that one...
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 7, 2004 20:42:07 GMT -5
when life throws you melons, make melonade.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 8, 2004 6:45:43 GMT -5
When life gives you lemons, stuff making lemonade, just throw them at people til they buy you lemonade!
Not really a one-liner, but a good motto...
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Fuchs-chan
Dwarf
It's "FOOSHS-chan!" Don't mispronounce it- it sounds WRONG!!!
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Post by Fuchs-chan on Dec 8, 2004 21:01:36 GMT -5
And on a more gory note:
"I'm sick and tired of slitting the throats of people who call me a homicidal maniac!"
Heh.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 10, 2004 6:41:45 GMT -5
"The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some very good ideas..."
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 11, 2004 0:17:36 GMT -5
Shelob doesn't want the One Ring... Think about it. If she wore it, who would be scared of her?
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 11, 2004 9:30:19 GMT -5
Definition of a Baby-sitter: a teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
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Tiana Calthye
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Support me and my pitiful icon journal for your icon needs! (See link in signature)
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Post by Tiana Calthye on Dec 16, 2004 4:20:20 GMT -5
I'm not paranoid! Which one of my enemies told you THAT?
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 16, 2004 7:59:42 GMT -5
Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you.
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How True!
