Witty things that come up when noone else is aroun

[A.Leon the Zarkin Frood]

Or random or just plain stupid but that wouldn't all fit in the title. Nor would the d...I
have to think of a shorter tittle.
Sooo to start us off:

It all comes down to this: witch skywalker are you? Are you Anikin or are you Luke?
(...it was clever at the time...the time being the middle of the day while I was home alone with nothing to do)

It's quite fortunet that I am so amused by myself being as how I am the only person who listens to me.

[goblingirl]

I'd like to be Anakin, but I think I'm Luke.

Two things that popped into my head that I like;

I'm so evil I have a catchphrase!
and
SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE; The Apocalypse has been postponed until furthur notice.

[reasonably_crazy]

Aw, I wish this thread had been here sooner. I have so much brilliance, but I always forget it. I should have recorded it here, but- alas- this thread didn't exist.

[goblingirl]

Well, be more brilliant!

[reasonably_crazy]

I'm TRYING.

[goblingirl]

.....TRY HARDER!