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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 5, 2004 5:14:55 GMT -5
Another alphabet story, but set in Middle-earth... feel free to be as weird as you want, though. So it begins:
Arriving in Middle-earth, Katie and her fellow Dufflepudians squealed and went forth to start a wave of madness.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 5, 2004 17:51:34 GMT -5
Boromir, having just been half-drowned by said wave of madness, stood slowly and tried to knock the madness out of his ears and wondered how much worse this would make his already mad father.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 6, 2004 13:54:59 GMT -5
Cowering at the prospect of another wave of madness, Boromir ran and hid behind his father's throne, pretending to be looking for the One Ring so his father would not think he was being a wimp.
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 6, 2004 17:45:55 GMT -5
Denethor does not fall for this pathetic whimpy act of Boromir's because Denethor knows his son to be more than a whimp. "That's Faramir's job." he says.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 6, 2004 20:06:37 GMT -5
Every time Denethor said cruel, heartless, generally not-very-nice things like that Boromir would stick up for his brother, but with the madness still in his ear Boromir had thought Denethor had said "Faramir is The Blob."
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 7, 2004 2:21:37 GMT -5
"FARAMIR IS THE BLOB???" cried Boromir in alarm, "I KNEW IT!!!"
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 7, 2004 13:58:52 GMT -5
"Great..." Faramir muttered under his breath. "I'm a blob now? I feel so loved."
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 7, 2004 14:20:02 GMT -5
Hurrying hurriedly away from Faramir, Boromir and Denethor ran throughout the streets of Minas Tirith yelling, "RUN, RUN!!! FARAMIR'S THE BLOB!!!"
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 7, 2004 19:12:43 GMT -5
"I am not!" Faramir shouted, trying to catch his brother and father but doing little more than causing mass panic and mahem, much to Katie's delight.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 8, 2004 6:51:06 GMT -5
"Just a minute!" cried Katie, running after Faramir, "I'm Bob! You're the Blob! We match! Come baaack!"
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 8, 2004 10:51:33 GMT -5
Kathryn suddenly jumped out of nowhere and chases after Faramir and Katie screaming, "I wanna come too! Wait up! Hey, where are yall going?!"
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 8, 2004 14:30:11 GMT -5
Luckily for Katie, Frankie, who had also randomly appeared, grabbed Kathryn by the arm to stop her, saying, "I think Katie was hoping for some "alone time" with Faramir..."
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 8, 2004 22:04:47 GMT -5
"Maybe..." Kathryn said suspiciously, "but I just wanna tell him how cool he is! And how cool his brother was!"
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 9, 2004 8:37:43 GMT -5
"NYAAAA!" shouted Katie, rugby-tackling Faramir at last, "Uh... sorry about that... hi."
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 9, 2004 23:17:18 GMT -5
"OH MY ERU," Faramir screamed, hastily crawling away while politely asking, "Do I know you?"
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