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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 1, 2005 22:22:37 GMT -5
LOOKIE! I'm starting a thread! WOOOOOW! Ahem. Obviously a lot of new people have joined since I last posted here... I only know Katie, Jackie, and Frankie so... HI EVERYBODY ELSE! My name is Kathryn!
Ahem. Anyway.
I'm starting this thread to let everybody know a few things I've learned from watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
1. Portkeys seem kind of like a fun kiddy ride. Wheeee!
2. Female French giants are quite large... and are not sexy. (Even though she tried so hard...) >.<
3. Voldermort is a leftie!
4. Once you get past the whole dark lord thing, Voldermort er... I mean... You-Know-Who seems to be a cool, slightly friendly guy.
5. Draco Malfoy makes a very cute ferret.
6. Moaning Myrtle is a pervie.
*thinks really hard*
Um... I had more... but I forgot them. Darn! Anybody want to add to this?
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 2, 2005 7:09:28 GMT -5
7. Voldemort has a deep, suppressed desire to be a dancer. I mean, who else loved his impression of an aeroplane?
8. NEVILLE IS ADORABLE.
9. McGonagall wears way too much green to be a Gryffindor.
10. No-one really cares about Barty Crouch Sr. I mean, Harry finds his body. "...... Oh. Dear. Guess I'd better go to Dumbledore and not tell him about it."
11. Barty Crouch Jr would have been really popular in Slytherin. I'm sure his snake impressions really whiled away the long winter nights down in that dungeon.
12. Apparently Moody had so much Polyjuice Potion in the early part of the film he could afford to flush some away... or it doesn't change when it, um, comes out the other end.
13. Harry doesn't bother to take off his glasses when going underwater, the idiot.
14. Ministry wizards aren't very efficient - they covered an extremely small area with their stunners, and it wasn't even the right area. For shame.
15. David Tennant looks HOTT in black leather.
16. The Riddles had an extremely peculiar family headstone. I can just see it: 'Thomas Riddle... Tom Riddle.... Tiddles, beloved hamster...'
17. There were obviously some Irish Dark Wizards at the World Cup, who must have been annoyed when their Leprechaun Dark Mark didn't inspire the terror they were imagining.
18. Barty Crouch must have really had to stomp on Moody to squish him through that chest opening.
19. The Dark Mark on Death Eaters is in fact very conspicuous.
20. Rita Skeeter is a Harmony shipper.
21. Yes, it is true - Hagrid DOES have stuff living in his beard.
22. Flitwick apparently had a face lift and a hair appointment over the summer.
23. The Ministry doesn't care about anti-Muggle security when everyone's drunk.
24. Death Eaters are actually very efficient when it comes to torching campsites.
25. Voldemort isn't as popular as he thought - I mean, only SIX turning up?
26. Harry doesn't need a complicated plan involving Polyjuice potion and Portkeys - he can be ensnared by a simple Pimpin' cane wielded by a Malfoy.
OK, that's enough for now...
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 2, 2005 8:45:53 GMT -5
(#18 is hilarious! I must have laughed 10 minutes at that mental image.) 27. Argus Filch has the funniest type of run I've ever seen in my life. 28. Argus Filch much be a very lonely man to be dancing with Ms. Norris. 29. Rita Skeeter had a little 'thing' for Harry while interviewing him in the closet. It's squicky to begin with, but the squickieness adds when she thinks he's only 12. 30. Veelas are camera shy! (Those were the other ones I forgot to put last night.  ) |
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Post by goblingirl on Dec 2, 2005 12:10:29 GMT -5
*giggles, but does not have sufficient wittyness to come up with any decent ones*
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 2, 2005 16:33:27 GMT -5
Funnily enough, I'd never actually pictured 18.... but when I did, I snorted, and yogurt went up my nose.
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Post by goblingirl on Dec 2, 2005 16:49:54 GMT -5
*finally gets 'Harmony shipper'*
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 2, 2005 17:23:50 GMT -5
*applauds*
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Post by goblingirl on Dec 3, 2005 8:43:44 GMT -5
Hee hee...I'm very slow when it comes to things like that.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 3, 2005 9:04:57 GMT -5
Sooo... anyone else got anything they learnt?
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Post by A.Leon the Zarkin Frood on Dec 3, 2005 11:47:41 GMT -5
I have not seen it yet.*tear*
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 3, 2005 12:18:36 GMT -5
31. Hermione appears to enjoy talking through her eyebrows.
32. The maze walls are fangirlish.
33. If you're tall, it is a good idea to show it by jumping out of trees, as this proves you're tall enough to climb up one.
34. It also proves you're brave enough to jump out of one.
35. Professor McGonagall has no sense of humour when it comes to Transfiguration.
36. The Bulgarian Quidditch team consists of one member only - Krum.
37. Barty Crouch Jr doesn't tend to think ahead when it comes to making Polyjuice Potion.
I personally liked the one about ensnaring a Potter with a Pimpin' cane.
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 3, 2005 13:51:45 GMT -5
Hehe, #32 amuses me. And #36 is quite true.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 4, 2005 7:12:02 GMT -5
Ah yes....
38. Everyone is taller than Harry.
39. Someone did an engorgement charm on Lupin's gramophone and kept it.
40. Hogwarts students can mosh.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 4, 2005 11:30:07 GMT -5
41. The Owlery is THE PLACE to find women. (refrains from making 'It's where all the birds hang out' joke)
42. At Hogwarts, you can't transfigure students as a punishment, but feel free to bang their heads together.
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Post by gio on Dec 6, 2005 13:35:45 GMT -5
some things i learnt from the other films:
1)you are always caught breakig rules, but only until the final showdown is about to begin
2)you must never ever go in the forbidden wood, unless you have a dentention, in which case its fine to just wander around with no adult supervision and just a cowardly dog
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