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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 22, 2004 19:36:14 GMT -5
That's correct!! The seeing of Ian McKellen was Katie and I watching him in a panto of Aladdin in London last night - as the pantomime dame. Minidresses and high kicks. Not a good combination.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 24, 2004 2:34:56 GMT -5
Squee! I was right! *dances*
Oh dear... I think I'm fresh out of riddles.
Here's a really old one.
There is a white house in the middle of nowhere. No matter where you walk, you're always going the same way. A bear walks by the house. What color is the bear?
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Post by Riddle on Dec 28, 2004 19:19:27 GMT -5
Riddle: A man is walking down in the middle of the street. He is wearing a long black jacket. No street lights was on. A car came down the street right towards the man with no headlights on, the car drove around the man and past. How could it see the man?
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 28, 2004 21:07:03 GMT -5
Because the man was holding a lantern?
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 29, 2004 9:11:49 GMT -5
Answer to the bear one - he was white, because it was a polar bear. At the very north and south poles, no matter which direction you walk in, you're going south or north. And only polar bears would live in those extremities of the world. I think polar bears only live in the north pole, right?
Answer to the man one - because it was daytime, duh.
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 29, 2004 13:28:42 GMT -5
Oooh, ok I have a very long riddle that is so incredibly stupid and pointless. Here I go. I think Frankie will like this one...
So this guy's car breaks down in front of this house. He notices everything is pink. Pink house, pink shutters, pink mailbox, pink grass, pink fence, pink roof, everything is pink. The guy knocks on the pink door and a lady opens the door. Everything on the lady is pink. Pink hair, pink clothes, hey, maybe even pink skin. He told the pink lady his car broke down and he needs a place to stay for the night. The pink lady tells him to go up the pink stairs and to stay in the third pink door on the left.
A few moments later, another car breaks down infront of the same pink house. The second guy notices everything is pink. Pink house, pink shutters, pink mailbox, pink grass, pink fence, pink roof, everything is pink. He knocks on the pink door and finds the same pink lady. Pink hair, pink clothes, everything. He tells the pink lady his car broke down and he needs a place to stay for the night. The lady tells him to go up the pink stairs and take the second pink door on the left.
Later on that day, a third car breaks down in front of the pink house. He notices everything is pink. He too goes up to the door and the pink lady answeres. He asks for a place to stay for the night, and the lady tells him to go up the pink stairs and to stay in the first pink door on the left.
The next morning, the three guys wake up and walk down the pink stairs and into the pink kitchen. Everything was pink. Pink oven, pink stove, pink refrigerator, pink curtains, pink floor, pink cabnits, everything was pink. The pink lady comes in and asks the three guys what they want for breakfast. Two say Frosted Flakes, one says Fruit Loops.
What's the point of the story?
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Post by themusicman on Dec 29, 2004 15:27:46 GMT -5
If you said at the beginning that the riddle is long and pointless, then surely theres no point to the story, as they are effectively the same thing...*strokes beard* am i right?
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 29, 2004 15:29:52 GMT -5
There's actually is a point. Heh, I stupidly didn't realize that I said it was pointless. Sorry about that!
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 29, 2004 18:47:40 GMT -5
That... all three of them had broken down on the same day right outside the house, so maybe the woman was eeeeevil and is going to EAT THEM?
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 29, 2004 20:41:51 GMT -5
Is the point to make Frankie go into a fit of jealousy because of the Pink Lady?
*stokes non-existent beard*
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 29, 2004 21:59:39 GMT -5
Woooooow.... She's my idol...... And you don't have a beard, David!!! But all the pink... I really have no idea what the point of the story is...
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 30, 2004 1:15:29 GMT -5
Hehe... it's okaaay! I can tell yall the answer if you want me to.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 30, 2004 13:16:11 GMT -5
Tell ussss, precioussss!
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 30, 2004 13:19:18 GMT -5
Ok, the point of that ENTIRE STORY was....
Two out of three guys asked for Frosted Flakes for breakfast.
THAT was the point of the story.
Feel free to pelt me with anything. I know it was stupid. I suck at riddles and stuff. Heh.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 31, 2004 1:15:49 GMT -5
*pelts Kathryn with sticks* Tricksy Hobbitses! Well, Nazgulses, actually...
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