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Post by Paranoid Android on Jan 1, 2005 18:47:45 GMT -5
*whines* It confused me....
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Jan 2, 2005 0:54:41 GMT -5
It confuzzled me too... But then again, what doesn't?
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Jan 2, 2005 13:22:34 GMT -5
Yeaaaah. Sorry about that yall. I heard that joke a good five years ago. But I promise that's how it went.
When the person telling me that riddle told me the answer, my jaw dropped and I said... "That's completely stupid!" Because you're supposed to say everything was pink, and that is the point of the story.
But nooo! Nobody thinks about the cereal!
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Post by Paranoid Android on Jan 3, 2005 11:06:24 GMT -5
I still don't get it...
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jan 4, 2005 19:38:46 GMT -5
I think about cereal.... it's not as great as it's cracked up to be.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Jan 7, 2005 17:45:31 GMT -5
I think cereal's grrrreat!
Okay, new riddle, new riddle...
I say everything I hear to others around. I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race. I will, immediately, repeat after you; But only if my tail is in place. What am I?
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Jan 9, 2005 22:07:15 GMT -5
Um... an echo?
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Jan 9, 2005 22:39:25 GMT -5
<.<
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Do echoes have tails? Because that would be the perfect answer if they did... *ponders*
I hope you're right. It hurts my brain.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Jan 11, 2005 5:50:30 GMT -5
Nope, none of those!!
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jan 13, 2005 12:53:04 GMT -5
Telephone? As in the tail is the modem? Or a microphone?
Or an extremely annoying friend who kept giggling "I know what happens!" when you were trying to read Lemony Snicket?
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Jan 13, 2005 23:41:33 GMT -5
*snerk*
You people amuse me.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Jan 17, 2005 7:43:03 GMT -5
We amuse ourselves too. And the answer was a microphone.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jan 17, 2005 15:12:24 GMT -5
(claps self) Yaaay! OK, new one...
A sheik announced that a race would decide which of his two sons would inherit all his wealth. The sons were to ride their camels to a certain distant city. The son whose camel reached the city last would be given all the sheik's wealth.
The two sons set out on the journey. After several days of aimless wandering, they met and agreed to seek the advice of a wiseman. After listening to the wiseman's advice, the two sons rode the camels as quickly as possible to the designated city.
What was it that the wiseman told the two sons? (They did not agree to split the wealth, and their father's decree would be followed.)
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Post by Oni on Jan 17, 2005 16:46:45 GMT -5
Heard this one before. The wiseman tells the brothers to exchange camels.
This means that the brother who now has the faster camel will reach the city first - he won't win, but he will retain his honour by proving that he is the better rider. The brother who has the slower camel will win, and walk away with the cash
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Post by Paranoid Android on Jan 18, 2005 6:10:44 GMT -5
Well, aren't YOU smart. Hmph. I could've answered that. I wouldn't have, but STILL.
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