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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 11, 2004 9:45:38 GMT -5
Unfortunately for me, the most evil little child is my brother, and I usually am his victim...
Hehe, new joke:
A man and a woman were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were totaled.
They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe. "Our cars are demolished, yet we walk unharmed. This must be a sign from God that we are to be best friends for the rest of our lives," she said.
"I agree with you completely, ma'am," the man replied.
The woman stepped closer to examine the damage and noticed something shiny within her car. Reaching in, she pulled out an unbroken bottle. "This bottle of wine wasn't even cracked. I think this is another sign that we are to drink a toast to our new friendship."
"That's a great idea, miss," the man answered taking the bottle from her. He popped the cork and drank his share.
"I'm sorry. How rude of me. Would you like some?" the man asked.
"No, thanks," said the woman. "I'll just wait until the cops get here."
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 11, 2004 17:45:14 GMT -5
That's so EVIL! And an excellent idea...
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 11, 2004 22:25:17 GMT -5
Wait....
OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!
Hahahaha! How clever! How cruel!
It took me a second to get that joke. I'm having such a stupid day.
[rant]
I picked up my boyfriend after he took his final, and I missed the road to pick him up. So I turned around to get him. On the way to his apartment, I missed another road. Then he said to me "three days" and I had no clue what he was talking about. After about five minutes, he had to tell me three more days until RotK EE came out. I had been counting down since last week, and the thought didn't even occur to me today. And the last stupid thing I did today was when I was leaving his apartment, I was putting the visor of my car up, and it smacked me in the forehead. And then I smacked my elbow on the door.
[/rant]
Sorry. Had to get my stupidity out somehow. Hehehe...
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 12, 2004 6:44:50 GMT -5
Hehehe, Kathryn, you had such a klutzy day!!! I've never taken the wrong turn while driving. Purely because I can't drive, so haven't driven anywhere...
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 12, 2004 21:42:32 GMT -5
Aaahh driving is fun! But I have to drive everywhere I go because I live in the boonies. It'd take a good day to walk into the city. Heh.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 14, 2004 16:37:58 GMT -5
I really wanna drive, but I can't for about another year!!! GRRR!!!!
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Post by ImaBrandybuck on Dec 14, 2004 19:36:00 GMT -5
Aww, I got my permit when I was 15, and got my license when I was 16. And got my own car when I was 17. ^_^ Wheee!
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 15, 2004 13:36:04 GMT -5
*glares at you* Well, blah. So nyah. *sulks*
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 17, 2004 0:26:12 GMT -5
Back onto the topic of jokes...
This one's not my type, but so clever and.. just gah.
I shouldn't like it, but I really, really do.
Q: What did Pippin do when he got drunk?
A: He felt Merry.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 18, 2004 14:58:32 GMT -5
Hehehe, it's so, indescribable. Hehehe, I like it too... *giggles*
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 18, 2004 17:33:24 GMT -5
Yay for defiance of adjectives!
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 19, 2004 8:33:57 GMT -5
Yeah! Defiance of adjectives is so, so, well, I don't really know!!
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 21, 2004 20:30:47 GMT -5
Which is exactly the point.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Dec 22, 2004 21:19:15 GMT -5
...that's why I said it.
Hehe, crazy psycho joke...
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Dec 24, 2004 2:16:35 GMT -5
*GASP*
Oh, the poor kitty!
I like kitties... That makes me sad inside...
So I feel a bit guilty as I giggle.
Hey, cool... about 40 minutes until it's Christmas Eve!
Squee!
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