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Post by Paranoid Android on Jan 1, 2005 18:41:43 GMT -5
I felt sorry for the kitty too, but it shouldn't have eaten the goldfish...
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Post by Nfinity on Apr 25, 2005 17:33:52 GMT -5
Joke from the Shire:
Two Hobbits walk into a bar adn pick up a woman. They take her back to a motel and one Hobbit goes into the bedroom with the woman and the other waits outside.
After a few minutes of silence, the Hobbit waiting outside began to hear shouts of, "I can't do it! I can't do IT! I CAN'T DO IT!"
The next morning the two Hobbits were having breakfast. The first Hobbit turns to the other and says forlornly, "I couldn't do it." The other grinned.
"Problems with your Hobbit-hood?" he asked. The other shook his head.
I couldn't get up on the bed!"
I got that from Jokes.com.... it was recommended to me by a stoner in my class. ::)Go figure.
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Post by Ashley on Apr 25, 2005 17:36:56 GMT -5
Hey, Stacey, I should tell my joke inspired by Eomer's line in the Two Towers :
"What business does a man, an elf and a dwarf have in the Riddemark?"
If Only I could remember the randomness that was a joke at 3 A.M.
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Post by Nfinity on Apr 26, 2005 10:12:04 GMT -5
*waves hand frantically* I remember! I remember!! *grumbles... I only heard it twelve times in a row. Do you want me to tell it, Ashley?
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Post by Ashley on Apr 27, 2005 19:31:20 GMT -5
Nah....I think I remember.
Now let me warn all of you people before I tell this....it was randomness at the wee hours of three in the morning. We had also stayed up all night the night before.
A man, an elf and a dwraf walk into a bar. The elf turns to the dwarf and say 'hi'. The dwarf, confused, turns to the man and says 'Who is that crazy elf?" The man chuckles and says, "Why, that's Legolas!" The dwarf turns back to the elf and says 'Boy you sure do got a perty mouth!"
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Yeah, I know....but I still think its funny for something completely different.
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Post by Nfinity on Apr 30, 2005 15:11:52 GMT -5
Actually it's : "Oh." He turns to Legolas. "Well, you sure do got a purty mouth." I should know... it's only been engraved in my mind through repitition due to to the fact that I've heard it a bajillion times.
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Post by Nfinity on May 29, 2005 19:06:54 GMT -5
A woman gets pulled over for speeding. The officer walks up to her and when she rolls down her window she smiles and says to him, "now I bet you're going to give me an invitation to the Policemen's Ball, aren't you?"
The officer shakes his head. He says,"Policemen don't have balls ma'am."
The cop is so embarrASSed he let the woman go without a ticket.
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Post by Ashley on May 30, 2005 9:05:24 GMT -5
LMAO
I am so doing that If I ever get pulled over.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Jul 10, 2005 9:00:27 GMT -5
...I don't understand the Legolas one... It confuzzles me...
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