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Post by Paranoid Android on Feb 4, 2005 18:01:57 GMT -5
SARAH!! YOU BE AN ELF NOW!! YAY! Although, you know, I'm a wonderful Vala. So hah.
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Post by mort not signed in on Feb 5, 2005 9:40:15 GMT -5
Lucky? ? Where am I supposed to meet guys? ? All the ones I know are either yet to hit puberty, WAY past it, or gay/disturbingly camp!!! Snerk. I emt a guy the other day who was scarily camp..and that's coming from me...o.O
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Post by amavi on Feb 5, 2005 12:14:05 GMT -5
SARAH!! YOU BE AN ELF NOW!! YAY! Wow...so I am!! ;D
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Saxgoddess
Rohirrim
Saxgoddess - you see this name, you think dirty...
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Post by Saxgoddess on Apr 20, 2005 13:34:41 GMT -5
Gay/Scarily camp? that sounds like sum1 i know...!
*ducks as rodge throw things*
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Post by Boo on Apr 22, 2005 14:04:35 GMT -5
*wanders in*
Huh?
*is hit on head by flying toaster*
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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Saxgoddess
Rohirrim
Saxgoddess - you see this name, you think dirty...
Posts: 67
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Post by Saxgoddess on Apr 23, 2005 5:19:23 GMT -5
oops! haha!
better you then me!
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Post by Ashley on Apr 23, 2005 10:07:23 GMT -5
Hehehe...that was just amusing.
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Post by Boo on Apr 24, 2005 15:07:15 GMT -5
Owie.....my head hurts.
*glares at rodge*
DIE!
*throws a dozen mangoes*
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Saxgoddess
Rohirrim
Saxgoddess - you see this name, you think dirty...
Posts: 67
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Post by Saxgoddess on Apr 25, 2005 8:55:48 GMT -5
mmmmm....mangoes....
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Post by Ashley on Apr 25, 2005 16:22:31 GMT -5
Ah....the joys of anti-sense. Tis a beautiful thing.
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Post by Becky on Jun 18, 2005 16:10:12 GMT -5
Oni:
1) Don't act completely different around your friends as you do around us. We hate that. Same goes for starting pretend wrestling matches with your friends to look macho.
2) Start playing a musical instrument, especially the guitar or bass. That always works for me, and most of my friends as well.
3) You've obviously got a witty sense of humour, so use it. The first step to a girl's heart lies in making her laugh.
4) Don't piss about not calling when you say you will, or not replying to texts, to seem cool. We hate that. However, avoid being desperate.
5) Be yourself, and find some common ground to base a friendship on, then build it from there.
6) There are a remarkable number of female geeks out there, and a lot of them are quite attractive. Don't set your standards too low, as generally female geeks aren't all obsessy about looks like the Barbie girls in my class. Plus, don't worry about being a weirdo. Weirdos are cool compared to the jocks, chavs, chavettes and Barbies that are around.
7) You could always grow your hair long and dye it black - it adds to the deep mysterious look, and I think I speak for girls everywhere when I say that that is hot. Especially if you wear all black as well. This leads on to point number 8...
8) Work the psycho thing as well. I for one love a slight psycho vibe, though that might just be me. Mention the martial arts and the katanas, but don't go all Norman Bates or Francis Dolarhyde.
9) Sweep us off our feet! There isn't a girl alive who doesn't love a bit of old-fashioned gentlemanlyness. Hold doors open, offer to help them carry something if they have a lot of bags, offer to pay for them sometimes, offer to walk them home if you've gone out in a group in the evening (Incidentally, if it's dark play up the martial arts thing. Protectiveness is good, so long as it doesn't get stifling or possessive.) Once you get something going, don't suddenly stop doing this or we'll think you've lost interest and drop you.
10. Compliments, but use them sparingly, else we'll think you're a creep. No gushing.
11. Be consistent and don't be nice to us, then back off, then be nice again, then back off again. It confuses us, rather than making us more interested.
12. Don't just agree with us for the sake of it. If we wanted that we'd date a doormat.
13. Impress us. Do something cool that they can't do but can still appreciate, by learning a magic trick to use or building a computer or something. Or help them with homework for something you understand that they don't. That's always a winner.
14. Don't use cheesy chat-up lines.....
15. Act like a future friend, not like a future boyfriend. If you come on too strong at the beginning you'll just scare us off.
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Post by Paranoid Android on Jun 20, 2005 18:16:00 GMT -5
Is good advice, Becky. Got any guy advice for me, lol? Am so deprived...
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jun 21, 2005 10:17:12 GMT -5
Yes, Oni, your turn.
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Post by amavi on Jun 21, 2005 13:42:53 GMT -5
Yes please! Return the favour!
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jun 21, 2005 14:37:14 GMT -5
DO IIIIT...
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