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Post by Paranoid Android on Sept 10, 2005 8:14:15 GMT -5
Hehehe, the Gerard song is so great... I loff it. Katie sang it down the phone to Becca when we were in Devon. Becca then freaked Katie out by telling her it was hot. Katie went and huddled in a corner while I was in hysterical laughter...
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Sept 10, 2005 8:53:01 GMT -5
I was also rocking back and forth a bit.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Sept 10, 2005 21:51:37 GMT -5
lol. I would be too...
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Sept 12, 2005 11:38:29 GMT -5
*shiver*
To distract me from the disturbingness, and bring me back to a more kind of disturbingness, here's some more.
“Ah think we’ve looost him,” said Pippin.
“Cool,” said Alex, “Oh, wait, I’m not Alippin at the moment (see Lord of the Things) Funky! Now we can leave the forest and find my belov- Aragorn.”
Suddenly the Uruk-hai burst through the trees. “You haven’t finished my hair!” he growled, “I paid you extra for extensions!”
“Cheese it!” said Alex, and they ran to the biggest tree in the forest, and climbed it. Don’t quite know how they hoped to escape by doing that, but still...
“We lost him!” said Alex, “I hate doing hair extensions, it takes ages...”
Suddenly Alex got a vision of Aragorn, and fell off the tree in a moment of rapture. Quite stupidly, she fell on top of the uruk-hai who was looking for her.
“Meeeeeeerrryyyyyyyyyy!!” said Pippin in despair, “How will I find ma way ooout? Ah dooon’t have my Pathfinder’s Badge!”
Alex shrugged.
Suddenly the massive tree that Pippin was holding onto opened his eyes. “Hoom,” said the tree, “No touchie.”
“Ugh!” said Pippin, and displayed his amazingly high IQ, and let go when he didn’t have a good foothold. Maybe no-one ever taught the little dude about gravity. Well, whether they had or not, someone had taught Treebeard how to play cricket.
*Stomp* went Treebeard’s root.
*Squish* went the uruk-hai.
“Uh-oh,” said Alex.
Treebeard also picked up Alex, and then went walking off through the forest. “Little orcs!” said Treebeard.
“Oi! Oo do you think yer callin’ an orc?” said Alex angrily.
“Little orcs,” said Treebeard, “I already said that.”
“It’s talkin’ Merry!” said Pippin, “The tree is talkin’!” Alex had never seen Pippin look so scared since the price of shrooms went up by a tuppence. Alex was also slightly nervened. She wished she could text Frankie and ask what it was. Why the hell did she throw her mobile at the orc? It didn’t exactly do that much good. She’d have to work it out for herself. Wait a minute – was that a tea towel tied round his head?
“You’re a SHEPHERD!” said Alex.
“How did you know that?” asked Treebeard.
“When you’ve done 8 Nativity plays, you’ll understand...” shuddered Alex. The entire of East Kent was deficient of tea-towels around Christmas, and most were never returned... “And you’re a tree...” said Alex, “Do you farm-“
“Ah knooow!” said Pippin, “Trees! Yooou farm trees, right?”
“Clever little orc,” said Treebeard.
Alex stayed quiet. She was going to say muffins.
“But we’re not orcs,” said Alex after a while, “He’s a hobbit.”
“OK, I’ll accept that,” said Treebeard, “But what are you?”
“I’m a girl from the twenty-first century who stumbled through a time warp and took this dude’s friend’s place.”
“Yeah right,” said Treebeard, “And I’m a tree.”
“Yay!” cheered Alex, “He believes me!” “I’m NOT a TREE,” said Treebeard, “I am an ENT.”
“Sorry,” said Alex, “My mistake.”
“Yooou’re from the twenty-first century?” said Pippin surprisedly, “Ah thooought yooou were frooom Buckland.”
“We’ll talk,” said Alex.
“ANYWAY,” said Treebeard, “The White Wizard will know.”
“Dumbledore is SO overrated,” said Alex.
“Who?” said Treebeard.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Sept 14, 2005 10:00:13 GMT -5
I bet Treebeard would be a happier ent if he did herd muffins. Everyone's better off with muffins. MUFFINS ROXOR!
*sniff* Dumbledore's not overrated... *sad*
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Sept 14, 2005 14:28:16 GMT -5
I know he's not... but at the time... I WAS YOUNG AND FOOLISH!!! *cries*
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Sept 17, 2005 22:01:39 GMT -5
*pats back*
There, there... We don't pass judgements on those whose past selves were unschooled and foolish...
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Sept 18, 2005 2:46:17 GMT -5
No, they must mock their own past selves.
*goes back in time to Past Katie*
BAD! BAD! BAD!
Past Katie: .... What are you doing here?
You wrote stuff and it's BAD!!!!
Past Katie: *eyes well up* Even my FUTURE SELF thinks I can't write??
Errr.... well.... it was just that LOTR weird version thing... and it wasn't necessarily BAD... you just.... er... don't like Legolas in the future.
Past Katie: REALLY??? But he's so-
Please, for the love of Wob-Wobs, do NOT finish that sentence.
Past Katie: What are Wob-Wobs?
................... oh dear muffins.
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Sept 18, 2005 11:38:53 GMT -5
LOL
That's so very sad...
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Post by Paranoid Android on Sept 18, 2005 12:07:27 GMT -5
Upon reading my old original stories, I actually wanted to kill my past self. That's how bad they are. Anyone want me to post it?
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Post by reasonably_crazy on Sept 18, 2005 16:01:14 GMT -5
Oh, do. They can't be much worse than some of MY past ones.
*shudders*
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Sept 19, 2005 2:22:05 GMT -5
Frankie, they're not as bad as my Rainbow of Angst one...
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Post by goblingirl on Jun 24, 2006 8:09:06 GMT -5
I wrote one about Dracala, "Dracula's Bride".
I was about 8.
I've managed to lose the only copy of it, thank Wob-wobs. It was AWFUL!
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jul 19, 2006 17:39:11 GMT -5
I think I still have hard copies of my worst stories floating around somewhere...
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Post by goblingirl on Jul 20, 2006 15:44:25 GMT -5
Titles?
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